Abby Walz

RELEASE THE HOUNDS

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

If you see a quarter on the ground do you pick it up?

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

When you shower, do you use soap…

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

I worry at times that Eugene Levy’s eyebrows will leap off his face and strangle me to death

[rosie @crookedcourses]

a mouse leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, cheese

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

To a man with a spoon, everything looks like a soup.

[pj @pjayevans]

It’s perfect that the basketball bounces so you don’t have to keep picking it up

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

Viciousness in the kitchen!
The potatoes hiss. 1962

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

I worry at times that Eugene Levy’s eyebrows will leap off his face and strangle me to death

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

@tinaallthetime I will gladly adopt those wee baby pickles and care for them fiercely until they are fully grown

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

@A_Kold_One Ok fine I’ll cc you on the email I send Tara

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

@A_Kold_One We genuinely can’t figure out the pillsbury/turnover link. We have theories...is it because they make fruit turnovers? is it because the biscuits are buttery? is it because when you poke his belly he laughs?? Just tell me I’m dying please uuggghhhhh

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

@tinaallthetime Waking up naked in a vast garden with no memory seems not only cute but ideal.

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

@tinaallthetime This was a baffling and frankly disturbing move by skittles. I can’t image it wasn’t prompted by sinister motives.

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

Favorite source of dopamine?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Pope Francis Carves Roast Cherub For Vatican Christmas Dinner https://t.co/u2xO2ACnCL

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

My hand trembling over the Leave Meeting button for the entire zoom call

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

Lebron starts every warm-up routine by shooting 50 perfect form shots with his extraordinary butt cheeks

[Abby Walz @abwalz]

LEBRONICA