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[Naomi Rohatyn @omibaloney]

Despite all my rage there is always a gap in their age

[aphextwink @abysmalwretchx]

the only turnstile news i give af about rn is this

[six duracell size d batteries @wormmanwoman]

i tried to turn the turnstile show into j6 2.0 but everyone was a coward

[six duracell size d batteries @wormmanwoman]

i tried to turn the turnstile show into j6 2.0 but everyone was a coward

[Lobotomized quadruple amputee Byakuya Togami @lesguro]

"Do you have a penis or a vagina" I don't know. I've never looked down there and I'm scared to

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

“they played tel aviv!” a free show 9 years ago where they were invited by an anti-zionist punk collective “but they played tel aviv” all money made went to palestinian childrens charities “but tel aviv” they just did a benefit show for palestine, sudan and lebanon “tel aviv…”

[layne @laynefgc]

this slander is so good i could die

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Your girl putting fresh batteries in my xbox controller

[angela @horrorcomedies]

People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family

Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again

[aphextwink @abysmalwretchx]

people just be saying shit

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.

[jeff 🙂 @noxheav3n]

in this week’s hardcore news we got white people who didnt know puerto rican’s can also be black

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I don’t understand when people post pics of their parents at like a young age. “Look at my mom in the 80s omg 😍” great now i want to fuck your mom. Is that what you want to hear? That i want to fuck your mom

[miss evil @missevil2002]

Im stoned as fuck at work at 8:25 am

[aphextwink @abysmalwretchx]

i think they’re both full of nice guys actually

[candy court 🎃🍬🕷️ @elliottsmjth]

crazy how Turnstile gets industry plant allegations when the real plant is Show Me The Body

[august @regularaugust]

In the 90s, Japanese guys were like “there’s ghosts and spirits and demons living within the computers and telephones” and they were right

[Sung Jinwoo @2cooltroy]

The fact that the head of the Ku Klux Klan can casually do an interview without being arraigned by the FBI for Hate Crimes and Domestic Terrorism is truly a slap in the face to all people of color in America

[erin ! @lilerinb]

turned 26 and now i'm watching shit like the sopranos and sex and the city

[august @regularaugust]

Not a business man or anything that makes real money, but I feel like you’re gonna have to get used to the fact the future of American cinema for the foreseeable future is 23 year olds with A24 distribution deals over old studio releases

[aphextwink @abysmalwretchx]

@regularaugust excellent taste, did sound for fall of troy a couple months ago and the singer was such a drunk it was crazy lol

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Horrible sign of American decline. This is the end goal of capitalism