Retweets for Graduate Halfwits

Strictly retweets. Taken absolutely out of context for academia. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub. If you find the content here funny, I am really sorry for you.

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Me going home and listening to a day long recording of myself talking about how much I hate grad school.

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Me questioning the peer review system after getting rejected.

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Well when you are in your ivory towers everything is great 😄

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Me leaving academia after getting disillusioned.

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Me leading a crusade against tenure.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Most of these “top” accounts tweet rarely and post very little content.

Is Twitter dying?

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Me vs my PI

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

One thing Game of Thrones got right is that the world isn't "good guys vs. bad guys". It's "flawed, inconsistent, hypocritical guys vs. bad guys".

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Mood.

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My PI after casually destroying my entire thesis.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh hi lol

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Live scenes.

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Me after experiments keep piling on as I try to finish.

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Me and who?

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Me to people after they tell me I shouldn’t be a sell-out and move out of research

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Me and my undergrad discussing an experiment plan that’s going to fail 100%

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Me refusing to TA after 4 years in grad school.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Call me radical, but I happen to believe that no one should have to work more than 1 job to live with dignity.

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Papers in Nature with data that makes no sense.

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Me blaming my PI for poor results despite being a complete moron.

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

President Biden said he was going to “shut down the virus.”

He has failed.

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Me refusing to accept that I am a senior student.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Being an adult is overrated.

I refuse to grow up.

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Me when my university builds another fancy building but doesn’t increase my salary.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

How is it that there is always money for war but never enough money for the children, the sick, the hungry, and the poor?

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

My PI when department takes away 30% of her money as “overhead”.

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

What we have before us isn’t a social spending bill. It’s a pathway to socialism.

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Or you in general. You are not the main character solving world problems lmao. Go drink coffee.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Stop bragging about how busy you are. People are not interested in your schedule.

[Retweets for Graduate Halfwits @academicpyramid]

Lmao supervisor’s the reason mental health is poor in the 1st place.