aidan

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[aidan @acastanon12]

@hotdoggalore Pro-lunch beer tho

[aidan @acastanon12]

Imagine losing minutes bc u forgot to charge ur ball

[Behold A Pale Horse @BeholdPaleH0rse]

Here’s an Indiana Hoosiers official practice ball. Since they’re just basketballs, someone probably has a totally normal explanation why every ball is on a charging dock.

[aidan @acastanon12]

Definitely coulda worded this better dawg😭

[Jolie @lunarbisou]

how it feels to be Mexican on the beach with a JBL

[aidan @acastanon12]

I don’t get beer bellies. Like bro just go pee

[aidan @acastanon12]

I said “Super Hell No”

[aidan @acastanon12]

Currently driving btw

[aidan @acastanon12]

I drive without my seatbelt bc it’s really hard to put it on with my phone in my hand

[aidan @acastanon12]

Me after sleeping chimchar with a clean left hook

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢 #𝟭 𝗧𝗢𝗧𝗢 𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗢𝗬𝗘𝗥 @HigashiyamaDan_]

if you dare box your starters in any mainline game you deserve eternal damnation

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

No beer is illegal in a stolen car

[aidan @acastanon12]

@budlight @thedealsguy_ #BudLightKegCash

[aidan @acastanon12]

@shortmagsmle Sorry bro, can’t fit a wallet with my sick ass Sherlock Holmes vape in my pocket

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Im off that good gifts and decked out halls

[Queso @djbitchtits]

we playin them songs u cant shazam..

[bort @tacobort]

The Spotify DJ just played a track of my voice deepfaked admitting to the assassination of multiple journalists and then automatically skipped and I can’t go back

[basil @blis5ful]

we get high we get fat

[keith🦴 @kkrocketz]

I have cocaine due tomorrow

[aidan @acastanon12]

Never needed this more

[aidan @acastanon12]

Big za smoke in the air like balled fist when we sliiiiiide🗣️