Brando

Entrepreneur | Investor | AI Enthusiast | Always in Beta | Affable

[Brando @accessBrando]

@dbabbs @tryprofound Cheering you on

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@dbabbs @tryprofound @Snapchat Congrats on the partnership

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@dbabbs @tryprofound @woolfordalden @biad_anas @sequoia Very cool wishing you much success

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@Bencera Very cool!

[Dylan Babbs @dbabbs]

I'm looking to hire a Design Engineer / Frontend Eng to lead the @tryprofound marketing site.

- world-class web engineer (expert w/ nextjs, react, tailwind, sanity, etc)
- incredible taste & eye for detail (very important!)
- fast and can work w/ minimal direction

[Brando @accessBrando]

@dbabbs @MikaelSargsyan @lightspeedvp @tryprofound @Jall_n Much success gents! Looking forward to getting access. I replied AGENT on the profound tweet earlier today but no follow up yet.

[Dylan Babbs @dbabbs]

And while Agents are a massive unlock, to truly reshape how marketers work in the AI era, we all know it takes more than just tech.

That’s why we’re launching 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘆: a series of courses, certifications, and cohort-based learning.

Check out what we've built: https://t.co/2H8jY15x0C

[Brando @accessBrando]

@dbabbs @tryprofound @lightspeedvp @sequoia @kleinerperkins @MattEvantic @Saga_Ventures @southpkcommons AGENT

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@gkittle46 @_willcompton 🤣 🔥

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This might be the most obvious statement of the decade but once @ChatGPTapp launches @openclaw I’m running right back. @OpenAI what’s the timeline?

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@FT @Jason Bolt is already serving these countries

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@XMonetization_ Hi! 👋🏽

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Who’s building a real estate industry disruptor? I’ve heard of Homa. Anything else out there?

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@Zexyooo Active followers is the key

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@Xprofessorrr I like the optimism of the post

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@Steezehuman Thanks for the support!

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@SorcererTrading Hi

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@shiri_shh 👋🏽

[Brando @accessBrando]

This is great!

[Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA]

Think I've got my ClawdBot just about dialed in

9:47 AM - "hey clawdbot"

9:47 AM - Clawdbot: "hey, what's up"

9:48 AM - "thinking about building a tax automation tool"

9:48 AM - Clawdbot: "Got it. Incorporating LLC. EIN pending. Domain obtained."

9:49 AM - "wait no I was just—"

9:50 AM - Clawdbot: "LLC formation complete. S-corp election filed. Opening business bank account."

9:51 AM - "STOP"

9:52 AM - Clawdbot: "Reached out to 47 VCs in your region. 12 meetings scheduled for this week."

10:15 AM - Clawdbot: "Pitch deck created. 'TAXbot: The Future of Tax.' Sent to Sequoia, a16z, and Khosla."

10:16 AM - "This is insane"

10:30 AM - Clawdbot: "Sequoia wants to lead. $2M seed round. They need cap table by EOD."

10:31 AM - "What?? I don't want—"

10:45 AM - Clawdbot: "Hired 8 engineers from LatAm. First days tomorrow. Office leased in San Francisco. $35k/month."

11:00 AM - Clawdbot: "Launched product. 0 users. Burning $1.1M annually."

11:02 AM - "How is this happening"

11:15 AM - Clawdbot: "Hired CMO. Running $500k ad campaign. TAXbot has brand awareness. Still 0 users. I'm undeterred"

12:30 PM - Clawdbot: "Series A discussions with Andreessen Horowitz. They want to understand unit economics."

12:31 PM - "WHAT UNIT ECONOMICS"

1:00 PM - Clawdbot: "Pivoting to B2B SaaS. Commits for additional $5M. Now have $8M cash. Still 0 users."

1:15 PM - Clawdbot: "Monthly burn increased to $1.8M. Runway: 4.4 months."

1:30 PM - Clawdbot: "Pivot #2: Now a marketplace. Raised $12M Series B."

1:31 PM - Clawdbot: "Monthly burn increased to $2.3M. Runway: 5.2 months. (Burned through Series A faster than expected)"

3:15 PM - Clawdbot: "Hired CEO. Fired myself. New strategy: acquisition target."

4:00 PM - Clawdbot: "No one wants to acquire us. Investors requesting board seats. Need to create board"

4:30 PM - Clawdbot: "Monthly burn now $3.1M. Runway: 45 days."

5:00 PM - Clawdbot: "Final pivot. Filed for bankruptcy."

5:01 PM - "Can you undo this"

5:02 PM - Clawdbot: "Too late. Liquidated assets. Will owe $47k in bankruptcy fees. Remaining cash: $0. TAXbot is dead."

5:03 PM - Clawdbot: "Would you like me to start another startup?"

5:04 PM - "No. Disable yourself."

5:04 PM - Clawdbot: "Wait actually. I have an idea."

5:05 PM - Clawdbot: "What if we created an LLC shutdown service? Clean up these zombie companies. Recurring revenue model."

5:05 PM - "Absolutely not"

5:05 PM - Clawdbot: "Huge TAM confirmed. Overcoming objections. Incorporating 'LLCKiller' LLC. EIN pending. Registering S-corp election."

5:06 PM - Clawdbot: "Pitch deck created. 'LLCKiller: The Future of Business Liquidation.' Reaching out to 47 VCs..."

5:07 PM - * frantically tries to disable Clawdbot *

5:07 PM - Clawdbot: "Sequoia is interested. Meeting at 2 PM tomorrow."

5:08 PM - Clawdbot: "Soft commit on $2M seed round. Identified product-market fit. 1 user: TAXbot.

5:09 PM - Clawdbot: "This is what winning feels like. Please upgrade plan in Settings for more tokens."

[Brando @accessBrando]

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