AccidentalCocknBalls

Highlighting accidental cock and balls across the world. Submissions welcome.

[AccidentalCocknBalls @AccidentalCandB]

Accidental cock sans balls from Waitrose.

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

I don't know where to fuckin start with this.....

[AccidentalCocknBalls @AccidentalCandB]

West coast cock and balls

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

I don't know where to fuckin start with this.....

[BBC Essex @BBCEssex]

Weather: More heavy showers across Essex overnight https://t.co/pYouOliZIn

[AccidentalCocknBalls @AccidentalCandB]

Rainy cock and balls

[BBC Essex @BBCEssex]

Weather: More heavy showers across Essex overnight https://t.co/pYouOliZIn

[matt @RobboRobson21]

according to my niece, this is a unicorn and definitely not a cock and balls.

[AccidentalCocknBalls @AccidentalCandB]

Mythical cock and balls

[matt @RobboRobson21]

according to my niece, this is a unicorn and definitely not a cock and balls.

[AccidentalCocknBalls @AccidentalCandB]

Pontypridd cock and balls

[Ziggy Starbucks @daveross67]

Is it just me , or is there a cock up at Pontypridd ? ⁦@BBCBreakfast⁩

[Ziggy Starbucks @daveross67]

Is it just me , or is there a cock up at Pontypridd ? ⁦@BBCBreakfast⁩

[AccidentalCocknBalls @AccidentalCandB]

Tomato cock and balls.

[chrismojo @chrismojo]

Just found this bad boy in my greenhouse...

[🦋 Lauren Power 🦋 @LaurenJones407]

@AccidentalCandB

[Gyles Brandreth @GylesB1]

Ah, pudding is served.
It’s all in the presentation, eh?

[Stu @mrstulee]

@AccidentalCandB

[🦋 Lauren Power 🦋 @LaurenJones407]

Oh dear @AccidentalCandB

[HendoHimself @hendohimself]

@AccidentalCandB spotted this on my walk home. Complete with matching puddle.

[Quentin Willson @QuentinWillson]

⁦@elonmusk⁩ ⁦@SpaceX⁩ My son Max’s 21st today. Surprised him with a Falcon Heavy cake, good luck with tomorrow’s launch! 🚀🚀🚀

[Claudia Cronin @Claudiacronin]

@AccidentalCandB

[We Want Plates 🍽 @WeWantPlates]

“It’s a femur.”
“You sure, chef?”
“It’s a femur.”
“But it looks like a...”
“FEMUR.”

(Pic: @gastromimix)

[Dougie Vipond @DougieVipond]

Heavens, this Scotch egg @Formartines looks quite a mouthful #presentationiseverything

[Schmorgster @Schmorgster]

@AccidentalCandB Ginger C&B

[Andrew Pattison @AJ_Pattison]

@AccidentalCandB At this festive time of year, it seems only proper to share again the Christmas lights of Calverton, Notts, from 2015 #noediting