lauren

the tv personality previously known as @analprince

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@troutbowman 14?

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@MONR0WE Ok I need the tea @ this

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@DoSomeMolly Can confirm lol??? How does the “suggested for you” algorithm work on Twitter it’s beyond me

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@hannageldart Yeah I only call Josh my partner because it’s really common in military towns bc we’re common law and it allows us a slightly different set of regulations versus “my boyfriend”. It’s way more normalized now and I think it can definitely benefit LGBT relationships

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@itismansa Ew who is defending that like what even argument can you make for that

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@Brionna__ @auqeno ..... you’re right though it’s vile

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@jillmarsh6 This nasty behaviour is showing all of Rothesays true colours lmao. Nobody has grown up even a smidge

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@ry_mariska I saw that actually 🤯🤯

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@auqeno Morning after is probably in my top 10 most played songs ever lmao SOOOO GOOD

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Thinking about the time I saw The National in concert. The singer asked "how's everyone doing tonight?" and the guy next to me shouted "I'm getting a divorce"

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@troutbowman Vividly remember taking shots with you in the RHS bathroom during a dance from your flask lmaooooo

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@amandaasette cartoon shaggy when i was like 4

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

had to run across the road to email something urgently to my boss after showering & some old bint of a man sneeringly stopped me to say “young ladies in my day would NEVER go outside with wet hair” alright kenneth well you’re bald as shit so no hair no opinion

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@amy_vautour I’m convinced my bf was hired by someone who hates me to ruin my body

[lauren @accidentaldam]

@itsmirabisa The girl giving advice looks .... maybe 20? Relax girl ur fresh out of diapers nobody wants ur love help