Amy RP

Mum, wife, teacher. Here for the comedy, camaraderie and change.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

@GaryLineker In a world full of Tommy Robinsons - be a Gary Lineker.

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@TicketmasterUK my son is trying to sell Lana del Rey tickets. They are up for resale on his account but not showing up on your selling website. He is going to lose £260! He’s happy to sell cheaper. He messaged you 24 hrs ago. The link is https://t.co/cpMHk42XYh please help!

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@Trump_ton The Usual Cesspits

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@drinckx @vicderbyshire I presumed she had gone straight to check in on Natalie Fleet.

[Vinod Khosla @vkhosla]

Hard for me to support someone with no values, lies, cheats, rapes, demeans women, hates immigrants like me. He may cut my taxes or reduce some regulation but that is no reason to accept depravity in his personal values. Do you want President who will set back climate by a decade in his first year? Do you want his example for your kids as values?

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

I don’t speak of this often but listening to Nigel Farage in tonight���s debate I must.

My dad was an immigrant. From the moment he arrived in this country he worked hard every day in labouring jobs. My most vivid recollection is of his tired & weary eyes and oil stained overalls when he came home after a 12 hour factory shift. Even then he was able to raise a smile for us. He was kind & gentle & loved my mum with passion. He raised a family of 4 & instilled in each of us a fierce sense of right & wrong & love of country. His proudest day was when he became a British citizen. I recall him with love & affection & pride & carry the lessons he taught me in my heart every day. If it were not for my dad I would not be a lawyer today & in his memory I work hard everyday to make a difference for as many as I can. Immigration is a beautiful thing & don’t let charlatans like Farage tell you otherwise ❤️

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Stop The Boats? #RwandaNotInMyName
Nah... instead let's...

STOP THE TORIES

Our tactical voting website has just launched for the local elections on May 2nd.
Just type in your postcode and let us do the rest
TRY IT NOW
https://t.co/7mDcCVIqQX

Pls RT RT
Thank you

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@carolvorders @theAliceRoberts Thanks both for doing Bristol proud.

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@MarinaPurkiss Maybe they all have resting rish face?

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

My old friend @SuellaBraverman has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri.

I want to see if this image I found on google described as
'Wooden Botanical Fragrant Potpourri Bowl With Lemon' can raise £50,000 for homelessness charity @crisis_uk

Donate here: https://t.co/oQIZdFHRqX

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Reasons why "X" is a HUGE mistake:

*X symbolizes porn (x-rated)
*X evokes fascist/Nazi symbols
*X is dark & male
*X is to cross something out; a negative
*X is what dummies write when they can't spell name
*X, unlike #Twitter/blue bird, is ubiquitous
*X has ZERO brand-equity; trashes tens of millions in brand-equity/free advertising
*"Xting" sounds like "sexting"
*No one will ever refer to Twitter as "X", or stop saying "tweet"

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@DoctorAngry 🤣🤣���

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@Socialistexpat Can’t really argue with that, times are tough, but what excuse is there for the random scooped out bit in the middle?

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@DoctorAngry Good suggestion, thanks, but it’s not just the crumbs, it’s the random scooping out from the middle. Might be time for two butter dishes, although the wise and simple solution is to just do it my way 😆.

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@Hubertelski Ha- very good! 😆

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@JokesWithMark and @danwardcomic Loved the Bristol afternoon gig at the @tftheatres . Thanks both for the best laugh in a long time. Will definitely check out the podcast.

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@joelycett you can be proud of the shoppers at my local Sainsbury’s. Not even a bargain will get them to spend it on Beckham! #joelycett #davidbeckham

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@NoContextBrits Definitely Green Wing, plus Lee and Dean.

[Amy RP @accordingtoarp]

@RayneStafford Sadly there are pathetic ignorant people who do see it as an issue.