Cute girl: haha what are you listening to
(She takes my earbud)
Ai movie recap of Forrest Gump: the retarded man held bubba while dead. He knew bubba did shrimp. A shrimp boat in bubbas memory for fishing. no legs Dan meets god while out shrimping
Last night a drunk dude at the bar casually suggested uprooting the Statue of Liberty and parading it through the streets if the Knicks go all the way.