Ace Ventura 🔎🐾

i love jared cooksey and luke myers

[green du @k0izume]

this is frying me

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

get in the dog bed buddy mommy thinks you're gross right now

[Kylie @diaryofkylie_]

This fucking comment I just choked😭😭

[Horsetype gentlefriend @corpsglorieux]

Pizza >>> leeches in your urethra

[ׅ❦ @cursdpanda]

when im lowkey sleepy so i decide to stay up for a few more hours

[catyclaws @catyclaws]

right, what was i thinking. of course

[Mike @MikeSanchize]

This is a goon ass number. You don't wear 95 unless you plan on causing absolute hell

[Royals Kingdom🤴(38-55) @kingdom_royals]

Hilarious two tweet sequence

[poet @wavstxr]

i lowkey feel bad when i see a bug in my bedroom . this nigga don’t even know i’m bout 2 shut his lights out

[Brook World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

In honour of Deandre Ayton getting traded

[barley @barleywheatling]

#eating da table

[louis 🍉 @alfdefolf]

i ordered pesto alfredo at this italian place a few nights ago and i cleared it in like 3 minutes flat and when our waiter came back around he said “you weren’t messing around man” i genuinely felt like this