Kayla Mitch

Pittsburgh ➡️ OKC

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Top Ways to Piss Off a Woman:

1. Don’t answer her
2. Tell her you see a future with her but never be exclusive
3. Hang out with the boys instead of her
4. Tell her you’re busy
5. Be active on Instagram the entire time
6. Mention your ex did that too
7. Say she’s overthinking
8. Act confused when she’s upset

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Workplace harassment is when someone asks me to do my job

[PJ @normaalgirrl]

going to work so embarrassing, letting everybody know you need money

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Nicki died??????

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! there’s a wage gap they can afford it!!

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Good morning to hoes & man whores only

[Corddaryl Woodford @Corddaryl]

Biden I just got a email about my student loans. They telling me the payment pause on student loans ends at the end of January. I’m going to have them email and call you because something must be wrong. I swear you told us you was canceling student loan debt.

[🧏🏾 @HawkesAFC]

haven’t eaten in 3 paychecks, her sage green dior purse comes first

[hunter @fvckhntr]

she’s got 12 guys calling her pretty, be different and send her money

[Lex🌚🌚🌚 @yunglex14]

what, like it’s hard?

ya girl is graduating from law school in two days!!!!!!

[zae @itszaeok]

no i don’t know anything about the stock market i’m pretty

[Jeffery Perkins @JefferyxBball]

Every girl is bi, just gotta figure out if it's polar or sexual

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes I’ll laugh when I make a guy cum just to make him feel weird about it because something about a man enjoying himself doesn’t sit right with me idk

[Kayla Mitch @acekayla16]

@fourloko let’s get it

[Devin @KellerHawk]

You get paid $1,000,000 a year to live here, but you have to live here with your 3rd @

You doing it?

[Krys. @itsmekrystiiina]

Black Mirror really outdid themselves this time. Having us EXPERIENCE season 6 instead of watching it on Netflix? Remarkable really

[madz @madddiexo]

i love when guys on dating apps ask “how is a gorgeous girl like you single” I’m mentally ill, brandon

[james @phan1om_]

millennials : “fuck dem kids”