Celeste Torrence

Comic, nurse, bad at writing social media bios

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

@lazlothebuzz @Chiefs Kadarius Toney better update his resume 😬

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

@tashakaminsky I asked my pediatrician about it for my daughter, and they said only "high risk communities" needed the vaccine. Like. I'm a queer healthcare worker with multiple partners. If I'm at a higher risk of getting it, so is my daughter and everyone in my household.

[trash jones @jzux]

“we will adopt your baby”

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Dozens of mariachi musicians had traveled to Uvalde with the hope that they could deliver a dose of comfort. With trumpets, strings and serenades, their music speaks to a community’s profound sorrow. https://t.co/aefNYCmhbm

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

@phiIsthiccbooty @Abso_Loutly

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

It’s not video games. It’s not cannabis. It’s not doors or trans kids. It’s not the lack of faith in god — it’s the fucking guns.

[🦇⚰️𝕰𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆⚰️🦇 @calicoestrella]

THERAPY ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO PUNCH A FOUNDING FATHER

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

The @NRA is a terrorist organization

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

@KassSmiley I'm so sorry. Please reach out if you need to vent or anything 🖤

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

@SpiritAirlines @Abso_Loutly And now you hate adorable children with squirrel toys? I'd rather fly JetBlue 😤

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

@jjaredmusic @sarahlugor This one is fucking bananas. I'm so sorry.

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

@sarahlugor Said "I can't make any promises." when I begged him not to tell my (now ex) husband I had fled to a women's shelter. I explained he knew where it was due to working with cops. Didn't change my dad's answer. Dad was an ex-cop. So it checks out, I guess.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i hope this email doesn't find you. i hope you are an escaped flamingo in south texas. i hope you are free

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

Got to work and an anti-abortion protester was yelling at me (as he does every morning). Today he yelled "It's all about YOU, and what YOU want." And honestly? Yessss 💅🏻

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

Doing KC proud!

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

@creed_humphrey

[ShawtySenpai @AmeerahSanders]

https://t.co/s0EoS4w9UO

[Celeste Torrence @acelestialmess]

@AmeerahSanders Just @ me next time 🥲