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In Japan, mispronouncing a word gets you a polite correction.
In Nashville, I ordered a "girl cheese" by accident.
The waitress didn't blink. She yelled to the kitchen: "ONE GIRL CHEESE, LOADED!"
The cook yelled back "GIRL CHEESE COMING UP!"
I have eaten there 14 times since. It's on the menu now.
she was returned bc of "allergies", which i thought was a bullshit excuse. turns out i'm extremely allergic to her and am now on 5 different medications and allergy shots bc i get hives literally daily. BUT YOU CAN PRY HER FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS THAT'S MY BIOLOGICAL CHILD
Knockoff is now live!
Filter out the knockoff crap brands on Amazon.
Sorry to brands like WNPETHOME, EHEYCIGA, YXYL, LU&MN, JOYIN, TOMY, GODONLIF, YOOJEE, LINGTENG, LANEIGE, VISCOO, BIODANCE, COOFANDY, BALENNZ, TOSY and LUENX.
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just had a character idea. person who says meta stuff and breaks the 4th wall all the time, but they're talking about the wrong medium. they're like "remember to press Z to attack!" but they're in a movie. *looks at camera* but they're in a book
hellooo i'm opening another local batch of these #ych telephone couple pins ☎️❤️ (order form below!)
also!! these are available as ych magnetic keychains on my acggoods :D (shop link below too!)
if u ever wanna bring back a character who died in canon for a fanfic but u can’t figure out how, do it the mexican telenovela way: the character didn’t die they were just very badly hurt, but a kind passerby rescued them and nursed them back to health in the countryside, but +
omega princess getting presented with a whole array of alphas to pick as a mate but all of their scents are too harsh and too strong for her delicate nose.
she's never been able to spend much time around alphas; her knights all need to be betas to prevent her from +
for those unsure if their page is readable, or accessible to those visually impaired and/or colorblind, the "who can use" website will save you
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i am against callout posts for AI usage in fics for many reasons, mainly because the solution is to not give it any attention, but the delusion happening right now that “you can’t tell it’s AI” is insane. if it’s not heavily edited, AI writing is extremely obvious.
king punishing his jester for allegedly lying by blindfolding them and spanking them bare cheeked in front of the entire court until they're blubbering and sobbing apologies for things they didn't even do, but when the blind fold comes off they realize the room is empty.