al

an alté/hip hop head who used to love his old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. this is my new account. arsenal fan through and through.

[al @acemarauder]

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[al @acemarauder]

my boy.

[Premier League @premierleague]

👊 Youngest goalscorer in the Premier League
🏆 Youngest player to win the Premier League
⚽️ Youngest player in the Champions League

Max Dowman. Record-breaker.

[al @acemarauder]

who profiled merino as a midfielder?

[al @acemarauder]

platform this beast and let him cook.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Viktor Gyokeres enjoyed the international break!

The striker scored in all four of Sweden’s Nations League matches ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

While some use the football field as their political theatre, for us this is personal.

1939: Irish players raised their arms in salute to Nazi Germany.

2026: Irish players bowed their heads during Israel’s anthem.

Different generations. The same moral blindness.

Today, Israel’s players wear black armbands to remember those brutally massacred by Hamas on October 7 - including former professional footballer Lior Asulin.

Some of us have skin in the game. Others just make a show of it.

[al @acemarauder]

wu-tang clan-esque name.

[Nami₊˚⊹ ᰔ @psyuttik]

Gun to your head... explain your username

[al @acemarauder]

I listened to this album for the first time on my way back from school in my freshman year at uni. Timeless album.

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

Drake - NOTHING WAS THE SAME

13 years ago today ☁️

[al @acemarauder]

we'll see you soon, cabron.

[Access Yamal @AccessYamal]

🚨🎙️| Lamine Yamal: "Arsenal seems to me like an opponent very similar to us, but we are superior, it would be a comfortable match for us. It would be a tactical match of having the ball." https://t.co/EVWKYYuQT6

[al @acemarauder]

these clowns bought this twink to play in the epl.

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

Move man

[al @acemarauder]

taking marital advice from this simp is a choice.

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

My only marriage advice for guys: you can be happy, or you can be right. You decide.

[al @acemarauder]

kwat! little eba ke.
walahi pesin no fit finish this eba.

[jaskaro @jaskaro90]

After taking a long walk this evening, I went home to freshen up before going straight to the kitchen to serve Egusi pepper soup cooked with fresh Isoko river fish and little eba for me to eat for dinner.

[al @acemarauder]

but women are the primary providers nau.

[Megatron is a GRADUATE❤️💝✨ @Megatronnnn__]

If you have plans of sharing school fees payment with your wife I don’t think you should be getting married

[al @acemarauder]

this dickriding no too much?

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

🇺🇦📈 The WORLD is NOT READY for the 𝗨𝗞𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗛𝗔𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗.

𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗠 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗩 (𝟭𝟵) ⭐️

[al @acemarauder]

@haircaughtflame Leeds last season.

[al @acemarauder]

an unfortunate team is holding 5 very soon.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Napoli (0.21) 0-1 (4.31) Arsenal

[al @acemarauder]

@micaiahhh2 I need to taste that barca obough.

[al @acemarauder]

make men taste that barca highline abeg.

[Berneese @theberneese]

I want to taste that Arsenal defense

[al @acemarauder]

some people dey organise fake contribution to set benchmark for the amount that others will contribute.

[﹆ @flowzki]

i remember when a friend planned his wedding, so friends opened whatsapp support group for contributions.. the 1st guy dropped 500k 💀 second 300k, then a few 150k, for days the group went silent for days , until one brave guy did 10k ..naso 5k start to dey flow 😭😭 correct guy

[al @acemarauder]

are those tears for me?

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

You know why Arsenal didn't win the UCL?

Because the dirty tricks that got them the EPL were dissallowed by the rules in Europe.

If they were alllowed to elbow goal keepers and hold down defenders while attacking corners.

They'll have won that final.

[al @acemarauder]

no worry, betting go humble you.