ace newbury

I used to believe in things. Now I just want a nap.

[ace newbury @acenewbury]

@WTFpod Hey man, just wanted to say I loved the IFC show tonight.

[Sean Tejaratchi @ShittingtonUK]

"Nothing smells as good as being thin tastes." —Anorexic with synesthesia

[John Moe @johnmoe]

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling down the stairs / Nothing I can do, I totally fell down the stairs.

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

There is justice in every man. And it stirs when you put a batarang in his hand.

[ace newbury @acenewbury]

John Candy, I miss you.
#JohnCandy

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

Hey Boston, if you need someone to interrogate that bomber, I’m available.

[ace newbury @acenewbury]

*Stands on roof
*Points megaphone northeast
*Clears throat
FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUU!

[ace newbury @acenewbury]

Man of Steel trailer got me so giddy I threw out my back.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Also. I am sorry I almost ended @alisonbrie's career (and continued mobility) here: http://t.co/jbJXvtfeJM #speakeasywithPFT

[name but also a little joke @bearsaremean]

heres a husky throwing an adorable temper tantrum, if that helps any - http://t.co/mtRgGmpqCF

[Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce]

Will somebody please make sure Batman is at the gate when this plane lands? There's a guy in 22 D… http://t.co/TtmEJrUHy2

[ace newbury @acenewbury]

@pattonoswalt "Good news, Mr. Stipe, we've found a sponsor. Can you mention Nescafé in one of the tracks?"
#momentsinrockhistory

[ace newbury @acenewbury]

@pattonoswalt "We love the song Mr. Tutone, but why use her real number?"
"Because fuck her, that's why."
#momentsinrockhistory

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

love
is
all
you
need.

[?st @questlove]

Parents please monitor your kids' tv activity. Watching and rewatching explosion is way too traumatic for young minds to process #Boston

[ace newbury @acenewbury]

Remember, your insensitive "jokes" don't make you edgy. We have no time to hate you today, so please try to be human.

[ace newbury @acenewbury]

They're piping Christian rock into this waiting room. This is a doctors office. Another, "Hey fuck you, Texas" moment.

[ace newbury @acenewbury]

All I got is just a hairless prick and smooth balls
-Twink Floyd

[ace newbury @acenewbury]

#Community #GetFeltUp