Alexander Fisken

Honey Badgerz 4 lyf

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@chelseayouth United have produced a few not dissimilar type. Beckham, Scholes, Fletcher x 3, Cleverly, Gibson, McTominay, Mainoo, Pogba.

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@robbysoave It was semi popular a few years back, always stupid and haven't heard it recently

[Neil McCoy-Ward @NeilMcCoyWard]

🚨HMRC is taking money from people who don't owe it, then making them prove their innocence to get it back

The taxman now gets your bank interest automatically, your eBay and Vinted sales once you're selling regularly, and uses AI to scan social media in criminal cases. It says that's the limit, for now…

But its own plans describe AI becoming part of everyday tax work, and MPs have warned that trusting a machine to be right is exactly what caused the Post Office scandal

The systems already get it wrong. In one case HMRC estimated someone's savings interest at £3,847 when the real figure was £94, and they overpaid £1,476 in tax before it was caught

Savers have been taxed on interest from ISAs, which is meant to be tax-free, and on interest that never existed at all

When it happens, the money goes first and you fight to get it back. People report hours on the phone, and HMRC cuts you off automatically after 70 minutes. In one year it cut off more than 40,000 callers that way

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[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@spencermorgan93 @GSB70366229 The monosyllabic man

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@DarloBun @JNSports1 @ViewfromtheBpod This would be my question, what's the point in a batting coach if not that.

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@LFCLaurie Always reminds me of this one

https://t.co/HGjEl92rKX

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@Burton15Marcus @benjonescricket I don't think he has, said in the presser yesterday he was looking forward to a proper beer with the lads

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@Mehdi_14_ @CookeeCharlie This. He's fine, but quiet.

[Ben Leo @Benleo]

NEW: Sunday Times reports Hampshire Police wanted to portray Henry Nowak as the aggressor in a statement THREE DAYS after his death.

They changed the wording after outrage from his grieving family.

By that point, police had ample evidence that the killer, Digwa, was a liar.

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@NoContextCounty Got tickets to Lords, so would be quite keen on 5 wickets in 14.5 overs then heading down.

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@Emzyl_ Coach Vs Manager. Fergie wasn't on the training ground day to day.

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@reza_utd11 @josh_bfc Agree, good for Spurs though

[Tim Skellett @Gurdur]

. #HenryNowak's father, Mark Nowak, had to battle to stop the police issuing a statement that the incident of the murder of Henry Nowak had been a racially aggravated incident overall, despite no evidence.
https://t.co/RQQbMlP38X

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Three ways to improve high streets by *raising* business rates:

1. Higher rates on long-empty shops, to force realistic rents

2. End exemption for charity shops.

3. Make landlords pay when candy/vape shops vanish with unpaid rates. They'll ensure rates are paid up-front.

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@SmudgerCPFC @cas_rasen "I'm not seeing what's shocking about the pitch"?

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@SmudgerCPFC @cas_rasen The bowl that got Bethell was the lowest bounce ever recorded, the one that got Smith moved the 2nd most ever. We're talking 10s of thousands of balls.

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@cas_rasen No, pitch dreadful. Been unplayable against this quality of bowling.

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@timfarron I'd back JD in any intellectual challenge over you any day.

[Alexander Fisken @acfisken]

@jamiepersonaI Just wrong, he's great.