the hungry farmer

Since no one cares about my tweets . I treat Twitter as my bathroom where I can confidently sing.
-Thanks Reena

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

@SunMusic Poovellam un Vaasam - Kadhal Vandhadhum

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

We'll reach a time when you'll say "iv been tweeting long before you were born" #fear

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

As far as I remember, cats are supposed to kill rats, that's their only job
Humans are feeding these cats and making them lazy
Just saw a cat move so that the rats could pass
I don't remember if the cat saluted to the rat

It was a scene to remember ✌️

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

When someone says "bro, I'm chilling here". what exactly are they doing ?? 🤔

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

The first person who cut cake for birthday would have never thought that cakes would be the preferred choice of sacrifice for birthdays across the world ..

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

#overusedjokes that people need to avoid in India

1) Apple-kidney
2) Air India air hostess
3) Bengaluru traffic
4) Mumbai rains

Will let you know the rest when I remember

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

Today's topic of discussion for our boozé session. #tamilnadupolitics quite interesting, got to know who is who's son
Quite impressive thambi 🔥

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

@BlrCityPolice @SuhasShandilya #WhereIsPrayag

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

@Sheras_Mohamed @sharanya_13 What . She woke up huh . Why bro

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

I dont know why people rush as soon as a plane lands, it's not like your gonna save the planet during that extra 5 minutes. You are anyways gonna wait to collect your luggage #calmdown

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

If we got paid for the interviews we attended, I would be one of the richest person right now !! #Interviews

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

@WhatsApp @wa_status @facebook when we make WhatsApp payment we get this message from a spammer. Should I be concerned

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

@KodaguConnect Is it true that the have banned women to climb the mountain at the temple??

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

@one_by_two Not sure, which pic is photoshopped 😜

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

It’s been 5 days after the #KarnatakaElection2018 results and we still don’t have a Chief minister. I feel I’m the real reason. I couldn’t vote this time .. sorry :(

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

After 26 years on this planet .. today I was able to book a ticket on IRCTC .. #tearsofjoy never give up on ua dreams guys !!

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

#liferegrets never “hit” the gym

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

#liferegrets don’t know how to swim

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

#liferegrets : did not learn to use scientific calculator

[the hungry farmer @achaiah_kp]

Fortunately people always get my jokes, unfortunately I don’t joke #youseewhatididthere