A.T Chapata

Entrepreneur, Deal-maker, Banker, Christian, Dad, Liverpool’s biggest fan in Africa, Transporter, Mathematician. All not necessarily in that order.

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@Mamoxn 7 Ones 1 Two

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Sad to hear about the demise of a legend. Abdullah Ibrahim was a music genius! The world won’t easily replace such greatness.

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@GunnerPuls Anelka

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21st loading….

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

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@mathsrick_ 8 x(x+1)/x=9

[Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato]

Sorry to be negative, but that is not the graph of the absolute value function

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How does the nation’s lender of last resort borrow from a loan shark?

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After 5 consecutive blanks, Chelsea fans are eagerly awaiting the “Club Statement on Rosenior” tweet!

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@TansuYegen Fun fact: it’s recycled urine

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I guess that’s what they call an out of court settlement!

[H-Metro @HMetro_]

SHORT STORY...

Two men caught fighting outside the Harare Magistrate's Court Wednesday morning.

📸: Lee Maidza

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Behind this beautiful achievement, the math behind this amazing locus must be wonderful too! To infinity and beyond…

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@H0H0v 5, -6

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@HeDontMakeNoise Dude was about to hide when he heard the police siren 😂

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Got a Tsotsi by my gate and his associate in the background

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Used to love Texas Walker Ranger. I remember back in the 2000s when a Zim music group Slice stole the opening verse to the into and made a great song out of it. End of an era! #hadagreatchildhood

Chuck Norris was a legend

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@CAF_Online you have brought shame on the beautiful game!! If Maradona scored by hand and the result stood then why clandestinely change a result off the pitch. Matches are played and won on the pitch!

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Zimbabwean English 101

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@daddyhope @daddyhope looks like you forgot to remove your AI prompt “Write a short story from this”

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@daddyhope Is it my eyes or this guy looks like his name could be George Y. Bush

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I am no linguist but it’s high time @Jamwanda2 starts conducting English lessons yonder!

[The Herald Zimbabwe @HeraldZimbabwe]

Government secures 650 000 doses of rabies
https://t.co/S8C1wjh5bX