dovekie U•ェ•U

i think about birds and linguistics and puzzles and little else & im currently doing a very bad job of trying to figure out how baseball works :^D

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

this is more than any of my actual tweets the most dovekie coded tweet ever twoten https://t.co/LmzARoy1OZ

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

me: (the stupidest person alive driving the ugliest car and listening to the worst song of all time) this is awesone

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

@sillysymbol wowzers

[🧸 @coy4piso]

who fw bof and class of 09…!!!!!!!!
this is a wip its not finished ok

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

@lynndoriz no wives/girlfriends is like one of the most used tags in rpf fics ! also i did completely read this as "in a relationship with each other" at first and was like why would that be a deterrent ?

[loserfromthedeep (BENKAI CEO) @boileddemon_]

This is my vent art as a trans guy

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

flops as far as the eye can see. i like colorado + texas though

[American Nostalgia @AmericanNstlg]

Which State has the best flag? Be honest.

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Reminder to parents that u may think dressing ur tiny baby as a pumpkin for Halloween is predictable or whatever… I promise it is not and that nothing is cuter than a pumpkin baby

[☆ nic ☆ @nicluvsrootbeer]

adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

@solunarisse my little sister just got diagnosed with scoliosis how crazy

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

@magIianos are their hands like layered together in that photo hot potato style

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

what makes us special literally makes us strong. How true!

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

you could be in the worst show in the world and after you perform it it will hold a special space in your art. im developing affectionate feelings towards shrek the musical

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The word 'pea' was formed by back-formation from the Middle English word 'pease.'

People mistakenly thought the 's' in pease meant that the word was plural.

In fact, 'pease' was a noncount noun like 'rice.'

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

@moonsickcanine this is happening to like 3 different couples at this very moment i do believe this

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

@_goblinshark pigeon :-)

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

@larsanthem see the thing is i understand a good chunk of their point as someone who is not a friend group guy but i also think this person needs like wildly wildly better friends generally

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

@magIianos how on earth could that be <guy who does not watch snluk. im sure its not that hateable though

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

https://t.co/omG0s9NiEz < muy webweave #NORMALWOMANWITHANORMALRELATIONSHIPWITHHERNORMALDAD

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

my biological daughter

[dovekie U•ェ•U @achingargonaut]

i make persistent attempts at caring about non-my ocs things but theyre unsuccessful because im literally always thinking about virtue isaac courtenlock