the Mrs.

Leo☀️ Pisces🌙 Scorpio ⬆️ wife of Mr. Malakoff 8/16/22 art. weed. love. family. living life.

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

The best day ever 🖤

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

@Taylorrad Damn right girl 🩷

[tay✨ @Taylorrad]

When your best friend has had the code cracked for years on how to make sure you don't have a grumpy morning

[Pat Kirch @patmaine]

Kennedy Curse is the 🐐 of FH to me. Fight me

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

@Taylorrad I still see curls!

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

@Taylorrad @thesoccergeekay Christ imagine if the dudes complaining had to wear a condom 🫣🥴

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

Very well said Rob 👏🏻

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Hey Jimmy Kimmel,

It’s me “Wheezy” the unvaccinated person who a few years ago you said you didn’t want Doctors to help if I was in the hospital but would rather have me die in the hospital corridor.

That was hard to watch because we were censored and kicked off social media if we dared question the government’s narrative.
But you weren’t censored. You were free to say whatever you wanted, including making those who disagreed with you get more attacked and feel more isolated.

But the other night’s emotional monologue of yours was not as hard to watch.

Please save your tears for the American Mom and Dad, who for the last 4 years because of Democrat policies, had to decide whether they should buy groceries or fill their gas tank so they could either feed their family or drive their children to school and then drive to work because they COULDN’T AFFORD BOTH!

You see, it’s easy for you and Oprah to lecture hard working American parents who both have to work to make ends meat and live paycheck to paycheck because you and Oprah are RICH, FLY PRIVATE PLANES and if food prices go up 26% it doesn’t affect you or YOUR Family at all.
If the price of avocados went up to $5,000 dollars, you and Oprah would just eat five grand guacamole.

Wealthy Liberal elites who live in guard gated communities are immune from the destructive Democratic policies that have so deteriorated our nation’s cities. The average American family is not afforded that same luxury…and safety.

I would say a better focus of your emotions would be on repairing your Democratic Party that moved so far Left that they Left the American people behind.

So, you are mistaken in your monologue when you said that “Americans who voted for Trump made a mistake, too.”

No, Sir!

The American people made a correction against policies that they could no longer stomach. And policies that their country could no longer afford.

And it was an overwhelming majority of Americans who made THEIR choice. A choice for a better more affordable America where Free Speech is not under attack but reaffirmed.

Make no mistake, this election is an overwhelming and clear mandate for change. And change is needed. And change is coming.

I sincerely wish YOU and all the people who voted differently than me all my very best and I will continue to cheer for your success and for the success of ALL Americans.

Respectfully,
Rob Schneider

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

I just wanna collect them and put them in frames or shadow boxes all cute and hang them around my house.

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

I’m all of the sudden very into matchbooks and I want to start collecting them. And my mother in law is acting like I’m an alien. Someone tell her I’m actually a lil late to the game… like.

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

I have an old phone I can bring lol

[Sam @samketelsen]

Warped Tour should be held in parking lots across the country and cost $30 + a can of soup the way God intended

[Sam @samketelsen]

Warped Tour should be held in parking lots across the country and cost $30 + a can of soup the way God intended

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

@courtneysloane_ @Taylorrad This whole fucking conversation is hilarious

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

@Taylorrad Pahahahahahahahahaha BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LITERALLY DYINGGGGGGG DYYYYINGGGGGG

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

Also learning about myself that I have a thing for Australian made kids shows lol like beat bugs, bluey, and Milo don’t know what that’s about but if it’s made in Australia I’m already in 😂

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

So yeah basically every day at some point I have a mini acid flashback 😂

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

Full circle is tripping on acid to the Beatles as a teenager and your child’s comfort show being beat bugs. Which even if you do not have children I 10/10 recommend watching because it’s the cutest show in the world. The creativity is outstanding 🫶🏼

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

If I don’t smell like spit up and sweat it’s coffee and sweat 😂

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

Everytime I make coffee I smell it on myself the whole rest of the day like do I alwayssss spill it on myself? Lol

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

@Taylorrad Bahahahaha I’m deaddd the way he said “it’s IN MY BAG!” That he can see swinging from your arm 🤣

[the Mrs. @acidashley7]

The girls I was eavesdropping on before that were talking about how fire their plug is and he will like hide it in the bushes for her and like whatever she needs 🤣