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♊️👾MI

[bee @acidbeeduh]

Taking the cherry from usher but instead of sensually sucking on it I launch it at his face like a golf ball

[bee @acidbeeduh]

Being put on someones friends only story against your will is like being put in prison for a crime you didn’t commit

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[bee @acidbeeduh]

Asking my manager if he ever wishes he didn’t hire me

[bee @acidbeeduh]

Asking my gyno if this is the best coochi shes seen

[g. @redfourd]

The worst part of every movie is the first couple seconds. I never have any idea what’s going on.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[bee @acidbeeduh]

We’ve heard of thing 1 and thing 2 but have we considered the possibility of a third, more fucked up thing

[bee @acidbeeduh]

@motherhammy Treating it like its columbus day🥀

[spong @spongplush]

really gives you perspective……….

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

few things are up your butt and around the corner anymore

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

[bee @acidbeeduh]

when I had an ed I weighed myself after I got my wisdom teeth removed

[bee @acidbeeduh]

Tried swallowing my pride and someone had to give me the heimlich

[bee @acidbeeduh]

I’m so hungry I could beat a horse [deceased]

[bee @acidbeeduh]

Can we address the dead horse in the room

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

just made some sht up in my head. i'm so mad rn

[bee @acidbeeduh]

dudes say “fat is unhealthy” and then turn around to blow his refillable banana flavored chargeable astrology geek bar in your face

[bee @acidbeeduh]

losing my balance in a gust of wind to appear weightless

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Happy international women’s day