Lois 💫

✼ 27 ✼ UoL graduate 👩‍🎓 ✼ gin enthusiast ✼

[tez @tezdamn]

Slapper

[Harumph 😾 @lasagneinmyshoe]

I know this is supposed to be cute or camp or whatever but bumble? Bea? Honey? Next the prison guard will be Mr Hive -

Where is my EastEnders? This writing is fucking appalling

[Lois 💫 @acidlois]

@EE Problem is, I wanted an online exclusive deal advertised, which your team on the phone would charge me more, than if I bought online (as lovely as the lady I spoke to was). App and website still down and still can’t even browse.

[Lois 💫 @acidlois]

@EE ordered a phone yesterday, order confirmation etc received, rang your guide today to find no order exists due to technical errors. Trying to buy a phone today, can’t even process due to technical errors, any update on when I can actually use your site or app?

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Do you still say “cows” when you pass cows while driving or have you lost your whimsy?

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

the job of uk prime minister being the irl equivalent of the defence against the dark arts teacher

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

Me realizing giving 110% gets you the same paycheck as Susan who "forgets" to do her job:

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Ngl if my partner is doing their vows, and my best friend just stare at me like this….i might start laughing

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Ophore¹² ⁸¹ 🍀 🇦🇺 @Oscartistry]

I think George ignored the shrimp

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Kim you're making it hard to defend you Sister but I completely understand because look at that man.

[kd🚀🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇧🇷 @mercsogyny]

Bro as a kid I had no idea what tf the yellow car was and why McQueen had to get out ahead of him😭😭😭 I was confused about that for YEARS

[Millicent Bystander @MrsBystander]

posting pics of your newborn but hiding their face on Instagram is performative

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Obsessed with this. The truth.

[‎Francisca @H7MILT0N]

Lewis Hamilton subiendo a Kim Kardashian a su IG después de haber estado soltero como por 10 años y ustedes llorándole a tipos que no las suben ni a mejores amigos

[Grace @graceyldn]

Why do I keep getting fake ads of Nigel Farage booting a guy on Question Time?!

[priya gulati campaign leader @whitdeans]

she’s so fcking funny skjdjdjfjjfjdk