Andy Maggot

GEEK MAGGOT BINGO are an Edinburgh-based garage rock ‘n’ roll band.

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

My 2018 list...
- Best film - Haven't seen anything made this year.
- Best album - Nah, nothing of interest. Well, I can't very well say my own band's album, can I?
What other shite do people put in these lists?
- Best vacuum cleaner - The Henry Hoover we got.
That's it.

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

Step away from the shit music.

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

@JohnBaldLangLit @BRWombat I'm pretty sure that trying to break away from a corrupt and damaging system so that your country can govern itself is quite a good use of anybody's time.

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

Tick, Tock.
Time is running out.
Happy 2019.
https://t.co/qSYt8FBdYN

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

@Ripleys Collisions between flying cabbages and expensive status-cars are very common in England.
Ever since Crackerjack (TV show) introduced a game called Double Or Drop which was believed to have encouraged acts of cabbage themed insurrection.

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

@seattleboatdog @BryanJFischer A very big bit.

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

@KurtSchlichter Well, you're a piece of dog shit.

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

@DaftLimmy Then, before he can tell his story, he gets thrown out for smoking indoors.

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

@barneyfarmer Was the old one dirty or something?

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

@barneyfarmer I thought that maybe she was joking.
She isn't.
She should really stop breathing for everybody's sake.

[barney farmer @barneyfarmer]

Off top of head cannot recall a greater round of self-owning snobbish Tory arse-baring than the clearly quite widely-held assumption that council housing exists to function as an arm of the welfare state. Cover blown all over.

[Mute Is What We Aim For 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚓️ @galaxaure]

If you ever find yourself saying “.....or are we not allowed to say that anymore?“ try and take on board that it’s extremely likely the preceding words have already made everyone who heard them think you’re a pointless, witless, sanctimonious, bigoted assclown 🙂🙂🙂

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

We don’t have a problem with the word Christ anymore than we have a problem with the word Zeus or Krishna or Spider-Man. People write Xmas because it’s shorter and no one really cares.

Fun fact, the hashtag #MerryChrismas is trending because people can’t spell.

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

https://t.co/8xFMXF7o4l

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

@barneyfarmer Never.
Not once.

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

@robinince You may want to download and listen to tracks that featured on one of Lux Interior's xmas tapes... https://t.co/6gQWSRBLag

[Andy Maggot @AcidMaggot1]

@curtisstigers By 'almost' do you mean 'not even remotely'?