i be lyin sometimes

bffr

[i be lyin sometimes @acidrefluxlol]

@nbcchicago why did you play the news over the opening season monologue of snl

[Cole Bennett @_ColeBennett_]

i been livin fast fast fast fast
feelin really bad bad bad bad
😮‍💨😮‍💨

[i be lyin sometimes @acidrefluxlol]

@justiceforjuic2 @stinkigoose @ha1fhere y'all just love to undermine women who have found success by profiting off your perversions. you don't know her personally you don't know what she's really like stfu and let her be

[i be lyin sometimes @acidrefluxlol]

@ha1fhere @justiceforjuic2 if you knew how to read you would see i said every OF girl does stuff LIKE this 🙄🤚

[i be lyin sometimes @acidrefluxlol]

@DJSCHEME_ juice wrld, mac miller, kendrick lamar, baby keem, asap rocky

[Cole Bennett @_ColeBennett_]

as i head into my 10th year of directing music videos, i figured i’d make a reel of all my favorite moments from over the years.

full video on youtube. enjoy. 🌜

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

if i saw stuart little driving his little red car in real life i would pick the car up and throw it so far

[cory @coolmathgame_]

i’m in the top 0.1% of listeners to your mom moaning lol

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

some…

BODY

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

foreskin and seven years ago

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I’m Chicago sober (an alcoholic)

[Alex @midsmoker34]

you don’t wanna smoke w me when i get high i start acting like joe biden

[i be lyin sometimes @acidrefluxlol]

@_ColeBennett_ me too

[brooke finegold🌈 @brookefinegold]

sometimes i have to use click bait with my friends to get them to reply to my text

[Cole Bennett @_ColeBennett_]

isn’t life beautiful?
i think that life is beautiful

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging with the boys (my worries and regrets)

[⋆‧₊˚‎ spice girl ‧₊˚⋅ @k4mbrulee]

you were on tumblr weren’t you (derogatory)