sultan of sweat

occasional retweets.

[sultan of sweat @acidrefluxtrip]

@Son0fABisch kevin spilling chili gif on the same slide announcing the next round of layoffs

[sultan of sweat @acidrefluxtrip]

what I’ve gathered from my company is that the best way to climb the corporate ladder is to stuff as many pointless 240p michael scott memes into your presentation as humanly possible

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

#career-day

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

you’ll never be this free

[Pitbull @pitbull]

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

me when I get a new shirt

[JoePaterno @JoePaterno]

sigarette smoke

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Taking a tolerance break from employment

[dawn @rundry]

your brain is becoming too powerful from playing video games and listening to pod casts

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert

[van winkle @hornyculprit]

me driving to work

[make a change ❤️ @poopswag34]

From a purely economic standpoint you should be eating the 1$ large fry from McDonald every day

[sultan of sweat @acidrefluxtrip]

nothing puts me to bed like the sweet sounds of agony