Generic Bug Spray

Can't do a kickflip // he/him // remains conscious at 8g for a moment at least // hates jellyfish // Would lose in a fight with a small bird

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice

[tablekat @tabledkat]

filling my life with excitement by occasionally doing the romantic/love-life equivalent of losing at chess to a dog

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

"no worries either way!"

*worries both ways and a secret third way*

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

The secret to backing up a trailer is freaking out and panicking and being really scared

[Rosaria 'Mpreg' Stevens @shellsist]

guy with adhd saying 'id be so functional if i was medicated' and then they get meds and slowly realize that they are just genuinely a bit stupid

[Generic Bug Spray @acinput240volts]

@AnjTh3 @SkyNews This has been an ongoing issue on the Russian segment.

[Meh @hillme89]

Getting a RAM overspray on my shitty WRX and terrorizing the Snohomish county sheriff’s department with my RCS the size of a tennis ball

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

HORRIBLE: the way you acted around someone has permanently added a vector of possibility to how they understand you as a person, permanently changing their view of you away from a pure, untainted state

[Wiggle Wiggle Vigil @DaOfficialVigil]

The F-15E WSO after a Kuwaiti F/A-18 launches a sidewinder at them

[Generic Bug Spray @acinput240volts]

@be_like_ice Spectrum analyzer :3

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

ADHD IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE STRUCTURE FEELS LIKE A PRISON BUT IF I HAVE NO STRUCTURE I DESCEND INTO EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION AND JUST DO NOTHING FOR DAYS

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship

[swinky @swinkying]

wait he texted back gotta cancel my order with the etsy witch

[akila. @becka1icious]

platonic flirting is honestly a scam… like why am i giggling nd re-reading texts when we’re literally “just joking”?? hello?? pick a struggle

[EVIL THE GOBLIN @jacksfatboner]

part of being an adult is realising you can stay up as late as you want

the sequel to this is realising you can also go to sleep as early as you want

[🤠 @iluvbvnny]

introverted romantics be like i'm gonna find my soulmate but i'm not leaving my bedroom to do it

[🐛io @i0lanthe_]

Hey *gently mists your enclosure*

[puppu @hollowdoll]

i think my soulmate is also a neet so we are destined to never meet i hope they are doing alright whoever that is