Alexander Knudsen

[Alexander Knudsen @acknudsen]

@josephpalbanese Neat

[Jonah Weiner @jonahweiner]

Age 23: I get Fleetwood Mac now
Age 33: I get Steely Dan now
Age 43: I get Pacific Vibrations, the band that wears straw hats and provides the live music at the Sunday farmers market now

[Kanpai Pandas 🐼 @KanpaiPandas]

ALLLL the details 👇

[Kanpai Pandas 🐼 @KanpaiPandas]

🚀 https://t.co/yyXzBnsF2u is here!

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[Kanpai Pandas 🐼 @KanpaiPandas]

Over 150,000,000 Panda Points spent on https://t.co/yFIrqsfK2e 🐼🍻

[NOCHILL @nochillavax]

In collaboration with @KanpaiPandas, we’re doing a marble race - winner gets $25k worth of NOCHILL

Race will be in their discord in 3h

Time to find out if your size is size, anon

[Kanpai Pandas 🐼 @KanpaiPandas]

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Like & RT this to enter into the marble race for a chance to win!

[Dubai Racing Club @RacingDubai]

👏 County Grammar is the $12 million Dubai World Cup champion under @FrankieDettori for Bob Baffert

#DWC22 | #RacingDubai

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

A reddit user found a correlation between James Harden’s lack of performance on the road and the quality of strips clubs in that city....

[Alexander Knudsen @acknudsen]

@samesfandiari @AndyKHLiu #LightYearsPodcast do the KD MVP chants at Oracle feel authentic or does KD see them for what they are, a transparent ploy on behalf of a fan base that thinks #stephbetter

[Justin (RIPKOBE) @ThePackageJG]

Steph: 31.6 MPG, 29/5/5/2 on 53/50/94 w 3 TOs

Harden: 35.5 MPG, 28/8/6/3 on 45/33/83 w 5 TOs

Dame: 36 MPG, 31.5/5/4/1 on 45/43/82 w 3 TOs https://t.co/8QQyin9ulP

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Innumerable Men Throughout History: Discussing mental health will undermine my masculinity

DeMar DeRozan:

[Thunder Heads @OKCThunderHeads]

What a brutal stat from TNT.

[Alexander Knudsen @acknudsen]

@StoriedTweets @AlaskaAir Lol kelly

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

LeBron the only player in the league that can push off a ref and tell him to get off me without getting ejected or penalized

[Sam Esfandiari @samesfandiari]

@KyleAMadson anyone who thinks zaza is dirty is a trump voter. Xenophobic assumptions over the middle eastern dude.

[Jone - (Vocallord) @VocallordP]

Twitter do your thing

[Alexander Knudsen @acknudsen]

@_rtuck Just got home to find your package, will send pics when we take ‘em out for a spin lad

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

As much attention as Steph Curry gets, his stock amongst some "serious" basketball analysts seems to have dropped a bit of late. They should watch the replay from tonight. He's clutch, cool under pressure, and playing a game we haven't seen before. @StephenCurry30