𝐴𝑠ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑦

All those galaxies with trillions of planets & we ended up on the one with the 40 hour work week.

[𝐴𝑠ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑦 @acl_423]

*Causing mayhem for 17 years now.

[𝐴𝑠ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑦 @acl_423]

I’ve been on twitter for 15 years?!? Holy shit.

[𝐴𝑠ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑦 @acl_423]

Got the pink & white 🥰

[【公式】たまごっち @TMGC_net]

プレミアムバンダイで予約で受付中の「Tamagotchi ring」は、大変ご好評をいただいており、��日8/28(金)23時をもって、2月発送分の受付を終了いたします。2次予約につきましては、明日8/29(土)AM9時より予約受付開始を予定しております。
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※本商品は生産準備数に限りがあります。準備数量に達し次第、ご予約お申込み受付を終了とさせていただきます。予めご了承ください。
※本商品は1次・2次予約合わせて各色2個まで購入が可能です。

#たまごっち #Tamagotchi #Tamagotchiring

[autist @litteralyme0]

literally me on DAY ONE when GTA 6 comes out

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[【公式】たまごっち @TMGC_net]

つける。育てる。かわいがる。
世界最小の指輪型たまごっちデバイス誕生💍

基本のたまごっちたちのお世話はそのままに、スタイリッシュなリング型で楽しめる『Tamagotchi ring』は本日8/27(木)10時よりプレミアムバンダイで予約受付を開始いたしました✨
3色展開であなたのスタイルに合わせてお選びいただけます♪

ご予約はこちらから▼
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#たまごっち #Tamagotchi #Tamagotchiring

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive

[𝐴𝑠ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑦 @acl_423]

YAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!

[Netflix @netflix]

Black Mirror Season 8 is now in production.

[Zeezahh @Jumeezz]

I’m not interested in going to work tomorrow

[Alice @AerithsSeat]

If this dude leaks major story cinematics or the ending of the game it would probably go down in history as one of the biggest gaming industry disasters of all time. I need him to do it.

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

When tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow 😡😡I was just in the air

[ً @artfuIchaos]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

left the house without earrings on

[𝐴𝑠ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑦 @acl_423]

This shit looks like ass tbh

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i don't support all women. i hate stupid btches and bad mothers

[jas @jjashole]

all i do is work, come home, blink and i’m right back at work again.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Hayden Panettiere, best known for her roles in "Heroes" and "Nashville," has died at 36 💔 https://t.co/8kkmtCJMiO

[𝐴𝑠ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑦 @acl_423]

What a loser lmao

[GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ @GTAVI_Countdown]

Subscribed to Netflix just to watch the GTA 6 extended look on August 27.

It better be at least half an hour of solid gameplay.

[𝐴𝑠ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑦 @acl_423]

@netflix I'll just wait an hour later when it's posted on Twitter.

[𝐴𝑠ℎ𝑙𝑒𝑦 @acl_423]

Netflix? Tf?

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look premieres on @netflix Thursday, August 27 at 3 p.m. ET.

https://t.co/px5rI0eKh7