Chachacha Munthali

Malawi | Journalism |

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

@LeviKabwato @mynassah We need to adapt, lest we be accused of aping ChatGPT. 😂😂

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

Our 'choices' look depressingly familiar: Elect a fresh cartel of thieves who will steal, pillage, plunder & mismanage the economy for the next 5 years. Or re-elect this cartel of thieves to continue stealing, pillaging, plundering & mismanaging the economy for the next 5 years.

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

@mcbrams I was expecting Dunduzu Chisiza's 'Africa - What Lies Ahead' to make the list. Of course, you could make the argument that it is a pamphlet, but...

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

@LeviKabwato @mcbrams @mynassah I don't want to have that headache 😂

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

DRTSS always has a ‘network problem’ ever since computers were introduced. One service or another is unavailable due to ‘netiweki yathawa’. Almost always. Any serious outfit would by now have figured out its away around it. But DRTSS seems quite content with it, so let it be!

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

@LilongweMayor @gome_guyMw In just eight words, this response captures the deep trouble we are in!
The less said the better.

[Onjezani Kenani @onjezani]

Counsel Khumbo Bonzoe Soko said something profound yesterday. If I may paraphrase it: If Malawi were a movie, then Lucius Banda provided its soundtrack nonstop for the past 30 years.

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

There we go again!

[NationOnline @NationOnlineMw]

Member of Parliament for Lilongwe Mapuyu South, Esther Ceilia Kathumba has proposed that President Lazarus Chakwera should be a life president owing to what she calls a transformative leadership of the country.

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

@HappyKayuni You either keep it unkempt or shave it off. Combs are so out of fashion. 😂

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

On another day, in another context, I would describe this as bullshit, but since this is polite company I will resist that temptation.

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

@francis_caesar @MalawiGovt 😂😂

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

@mcbrams @ForeignMalawi 🤣🤣🤣

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

@mcbrams An apt headline in @Times360Malawi, don't you think? 😂

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

@LeviKabwato I wouldn't be surprised! 😂

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

We gather again, wearing sackcloth and all. To weep and ask for mercy. For God to end corruption in this country...

[Chachacha Munthali @acmunthali]

Wagner Group ija yangotimenyetsa blue tick basi. 😂 😂

[Platform for Investigative Journalism - Malawi @PlatformMalawi]

NEW: Yunhua Lin, the leader of a notorious gang illegally trading in wildlife products from #Malawi & southern Africa, was jailed for 14 years for trading in rhino horn, conspiracy and money laundering. Now at Maula Prison, he is given special privileges. https://t.co/y9aCMzo01b

[NationOnline @NationOnlineMw]

The Vice-President is also answering a count of failing to make a full report to a police officer or an officer of the ACB that an advantage had been corruptly given contrary to Section 36 (1) of the CPA.

[NationOnline @NationOnlineMw]

He is facing six counts of which three are for corrupt practices by a public officer contrary to Section 24(1) of the Corrupt Practices Act (CPA), two are for receiving advantage for using influence in regard to contracts contrary to Section 29 (1) (b) of the CPA.