Argie Collie

I think I'm a cat.

[Argie Collie @acollie]

@RollingStone @geoffreyreads You can’t post a list like this without including anything from @Viki. My Dearest and Twinkling Watermelon are better than many on this list. Next time, ask @RollingStone to subsidize that subscription before posting such a list.

[Argie Collie @acollie]

@onepeloton “Ride Your Bike!” (Thank you, @Denis__Morton)

[Argie Collie @acollie]

Curious why @GillianA (and all of her fans) are curious why she is trending when #UFOs is trending? #GillianAnderson #whytheconfusion #isitnotobvious #yesilovehertoo

[Argie Collie @acollie]

@onepeloton What are the chances you will have your networking issues resolved before @MattWilpers 12:45p PZE class? #timetorollback #needmyPZE

[Argie Collie @acollie]

This is when the internet is #winning!! ❤️

[Sean Astin @SeanAstin]

So, that's what it feels like to be on the inside of @TwitterMoments. What an absolute rush. I'm simply floored that so many people, so spontaneously and with such creativity and passion decided to lift me up. What a gift. Thank you all so so so much! I will treasure each meme...

[Argie Collie @acollie]

Well this is an inauspicious opening for the new terminal at #SFO. My @JetBlue flight arrived over a half hour ago, and I'm stuck (standing) on the plane because they can't get the jetbridge to work. QA much?

[Argie Collie @acollie]

What the fuck is going on in #astoria right now? Power brown out, sky is glowing and I can’t get through to 911.

[Argie Collie @acollie]

I must be old. With all of the griping I’m reading about the #Emmys2018, I’m guessing no one is noticing the old school soul music they’re playing between transitions. #itsthelittlethings

[Argie Collie @acollie]

IBooks is now... wait for it... Apple Books. #WWDC18 #mindblown

[Argie Collie @acollie]

@lizhenry What’s the breadboard one? Can’t find it and giving up in this heat. 😄

[Argie Collie @acollie]

#wearenetflix https://t.co/ngejwq1gmo

[Netflix @netflix]

Truth wins. Thanks to @TheAcademy, and congratulations to @BryanFogel and the entire @IcarusNetflix team

[Argie Collie @acollie]

Hey @jetbllue, flight attendant Jeff on #669 JFK-SJC tonight is amazing!! More please! Thank you! #stillwantthisrouteupgradedtoA321

[Argie Collie @acollie]

#cloverfieldparadox #wearenetflix https://t.co/EThbeGeoC6

[Argie Collie @acollie]

Hey @JetBlue, remember when I was so happy that you upgraded the SJC-JFK route? Well, not only was that short-lived, but tonight I’m on a flight where the arm rests are barely taped together (no joke) and it has no headphone jack!! WTH?? I hope the rest of this plane holds up.

[Argie Collie @acollie]

We have 5 episodes left for #RayDonovan to get back to being the kind of show I signed up for. #jumptheshark #afterschoolspecial

[Argie Collie @acollie]

The White House communication staff upon hearing of Twitter's new #280characters limit.

[Argie Collie @acollie]

Tonight has all the peeps googling "incest" hoping to establish some justifiable boundaries. #GameOfThronesFinale

[Argie Collie @acollie]

Ha! https://t.co/OiL62sy428

[The Walking Dead @TheWalkingDead]

The zombie apocalypse is tough, but at least our walkers don't know how to use spears 😬 #GameofThrones

[Argie Collie @acollie]

Tee hee! https://t.co/NqZVDjtHiw

[Travon Free @Travon]

I don't know guys, there were very fine people on both sides of that fight. #GameOfThrones

[Argie Collie @acollie]

Tormund + The Hound = comedy gold #givethemaspinoff #GameofThrones