acommonguy

Leo por culpa y escribo por gusto

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@CAPUFE @barby210721 Pero google marca que la carretera está cerrada con dirección a CDMX. Eso no es carga vehicular. De que supuestamente ya se abrió a ahora, no se ha movido nada.

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@cuauhtemocb10 Espero que el día de mañana la campaña de vacunación en Cuernavaca no sea el desmadre que hubo cuando fué para mayores de 75 años. A ver si un futbolista puede hacer el trabajo para el que lo contrataron... lo dudo, pero demosle el beneficio de la duda.

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@josenassar @FishersMexico
Aplaudo la respuesta de Fisher’s,
pero a ver si ya aprenden a usar correctamente la palabra contingencia: “el modo de ser o característica de algo en cuanto a que puede ser o no ser”

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My secret to a proper stuffing? Gentle hands, heavy eye contact, and bundles of thyme. #DeadHouseKeeping #Deadpool

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

Nunca te sientes tan extranjero como cuando pasas media hora en el mercado y te dicen guerito 3 veces por pasillo

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

World War Z; un judio escribe como Jerusalén cae a por culpa de los Musulmanes... y hay zombies persiguiendo a Brad Pitt.

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

Creo que invitar a una chava a cenar diciéndole “vamos a trompear” no funciona.... a menos que te quieras parecer a Harvey Weinstein.

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

Tengo un primo que usa trompear para decir comer. Experimento social; voy a usarlo para invitar a cenar a una chava... a ver si sirve.

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

Cuando en el súper escoges la cajera sin maquillaje de Halloween porque las otras te dan miedo

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@Delta returned my missing luggage 9 days after arrival. Bag sitting at MEX for 5 days. Many items missing. This was plain ol’ theft. #delta

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@Delta @Delta Thank you for returning my bag less heavy than I turned it in. The missing items in it make it so much easier to manage *Sarcasm*

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@Delta... This is unacceptable... because of high volume you will get back to me within the next 30 days?

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@Delta I’m absolute appalled at the incompetence of MEX staff. They have had my missing luggage since Friday and still not received it.

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@Aeromexico @KLM I am sitting on a bus to go to the hotel. Still no flight to go home. But the flight I wasn't allowed to board was delayed.

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@Aeromexico & @KLM. It seems the flight was delayed. Don't understand why I was not allowed to board.

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@Aeromexico & @KLM got me a hotel room, but no flight. How does that work? I suppose I'll stay in Amsterdam to live. It's nice & all but...

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@Aeromexico & @KLM. Why say that I was rebooked and could not board if you don't have a flight for me? Now what? Waiting for help @ Schiphol

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@Aeromexico & @KLM. I was flying with you on the delayed flight. Why did your purser said I would make the flight? She had an "official" fax

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@Aeromexico & @KLM It's not the delay because of weather. It's the bad communication. Why make me run w/ a bad knee? Wasn't going to make it

[acommonguy @acommonguy]

@KLM & @Aeromexico this is where I was sent by airport staff for help. The agents are so helpful here!