Acoustic GF

just a woman trying to keep her job

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

An acknowledgement that we gather here today on 8,000 miles of underwater cable that is the unceded territory of kpop stans.

[Josh @XJosh]

I have been too blackpilled to send out many letters recently but I bet you that the Federal Reserve receives so few public comments about appointees that we can fuck over this nasty jeet bitch if people just bother to mail in complaints.

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@SamBuntz @default_friend I do but I haven’t been publishing

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@EtherDais no, i like having low competition

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@cavempty_ Steiner school grads stay winnin

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@JackLikens2 @TheWapplehouse What does that have to do with Kala being a guy?

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@DanTalksTooMuc @TheWapplehouse Sorry if this makes your last wank awkward but Kala (Jacob) has been thoroughly doxed.

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@TheWapplehouse yeah definitely is though. even through the filters it's clockable.

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@upstatefederlst she's probably thinking of that retarded baby study that was debunked because they didn't take the baby's birth weight into account and it turned out black drs were just caring for healthier babies to begin with (and yet somehow white babies were dying more in their care)

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@ZIONINTELAGENCY @Lorlordylor @memeticsisyphus Same, in the 90s as well.

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@adamcarolla The men in my family think a tornado siren is a call to go outside and check things out

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@mikitaposts Should have changed it to Verdana, which is a sans serif and most importantly has distinct 1, l, & I

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@XJosh @goforthdancing If something catastrophic like that happens just go to the ER and later google “[hospital name] Cares” and fill out the forms. It’s a nontrivial amount of paperwork but it’s doable and even at many many X over poverty line you’ll get most of the debt wiped out.

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@postjawline i've been hopping around startups for the last 2 years and i feel like they're all like this.

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@paige_eden Coslept with all of my children. Only felt remotely sleep deprived on the nights they were sick and unable to sleep.

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@toxicAmeriCAN @wil_da_beast630 Nah this is some coyote conservation propaganda going around. There’s really only one study and it found that litter sizes will increase a little but not enough to bring populations back.

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@minordissent Oops replied in the wrong place. Whatever.

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@minordissent Yeah this matches my experiences. I like to avoid the challenge by saying I know less than I do, letting men explain things to me, asking smart questions (sometimes ones that make them realize they’re wrong), and letting them decide if I can hang or not. Then they hype me 😎

[Acoustic GF @acousticGF]

@redheadranting I’ve never seen it. My dad took me into the mens room.