Armand Charles Pace

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

FYI, if you want to connect with your interns and seem cool. Next time you see them with ear buds in ask them, "whatcha listening to... Spacehog?"

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

If anyone even mildly goes against you today might I suggest saying, "and on Trump's birthday no less" in mock outrage.

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

This platform was already in the shitter but allowing people more characters and posts to continue in the comments has destroyed it. Bygone are the days of funny one-liners and witticisms.

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

"I'm told we have an update on Embiid..." https://t.co/Tca7EEmR1L

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

Me: do you need me to pick something up from the store?
Wife: yes, can you get me some quinoa powder, chia-infused yogurt, mystic lentils, and golden chamomile dust (not the regular chamomile dust in the red box) thanks!

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

@RahRahRaina I left out a bunch of personal favorites but some I must add or it will bother me are The New Pornographers, Broken Social Scene, Neko Case and Destroyer/Dan Bejar.

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

@RahRahRaina Neil Young, Arcade Fire - can’t choose just one song so go with as many as possible; Sam Roberts Band - Brother Down + Bridge to Nowhere r favorites; Dan Mangan - Road Regrets + Sold r favs - Feist - plenty to choose; Gordon Lightfoot in memorial - Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald

[Film Facts 🎬 @Factsonfilm]

Jim Carrey improvised the “Big Gulps, huh?” line in ‘Dumb and Dumber’ (1994)

Also, the Big Gulpers weren’t even extras. They were hanging out watching the filming and director Peter Farrelly put them in a scene

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Kobe Bryant's high school rival thought they can beat him and this is his reaction, 1996

[Phils Nation @PHLPhilNation]

Bryce Harper did this with the same injury

[Ruben Amaro, Jr. @RAJr_20]

Folks,never take these moments in Philly sports for granted.I know there is more work to be done but when you have NL Champs and NFC Champs in the same “year” it is something that rarely happens in a lifetime.Cherish this.And remember how special this is. Go @Phillies Go @Eagles

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

Not a single drop of water is getting past that bad boy.

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

@madeleine_deste @tferriss Anyone else getting Castaway vibes?

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

@ClintSmithIII @taffyakner Great cast all around but I thought Lizzy Caplan stole the show.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The Houston Astros are a perfectly engineered baseball machine of death no one in their right minds would challenge, but the Philadelphia Phillies are “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read” personified as a baseball team.

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

@rivbutcher I first heard this bit years ago and still think about it once a week https://t.co/VtAbgyajic
@kylekinane

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

I used to tailgate football games. Now I tailgate the opening of Wholefoods in the morning

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Officiant: *at wedding* does anyone here object to this union

Lawyer: yes unduly burdensome and not limited in time and scope

[Armand Charles Pace @acpacejr]

@HeatherHasADHD @Dee_Camacho https://t.co/BK7TrXDXy8