Alexis Riordan

[Alexis Riordan @acr_1435]

@PackinBeegYoshi Damn😮‍💨🥵

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

after Adam Levine cheating on his wife let’s remember & normalize the fact that cheating was never about a woman’s lack of beauty, worth or anything for that matter but instead a man’s abundance of insecurities, unworthiness & desperation. don’t let men manipulate that reality

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

keep flying that Trump flag bro, it's a fucking awesome way to let your neighbors know that you're cool with treason

[Taylor Caniff @taylorcaniff]

No offence to Liam Payne… but you was drunk shirtless at neon carnival (a coachella after party) trying to fight people…
And Harry Styles was headlining main stage. There’s levels

[. @furyofthegodz]

if strange just gave wanda a hug i think she would’ve stopped

[ʀoss 🇵🇸 @rosseireann]

Me watching West Side Story and Ansel Elgort appears on screen https://t.co/zZV1hlaz72

[Nirav D. Shah @nirav_maine]

Yes, meteorologists like @KeithCarson have immersed themselves in mastering their field for years, studying the intricacies of physics and mathematical modeling.

But this person on Facebook says the storm tomorrow isn't going to be that big of a deal, so I'm going with that.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[Alexis Riordan @acr_1435]

Is Mr. Spencer alive?

[Phil Mattingly @Phil_Mattingly]

The jury finds Derek Chauvin:
Count 1: GUILTY
Count 2: GUILTY
Count 3: GUILTY

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Former US police officer Derek Chauvin convicted of murder after death of George Floyd in Minneapolis https://t.co/aSq7SnUk1C

[Jake Cornell @JakeWCornell]

It’s absolutely gorgeous out so I simply have to spend $118 today.

[A. @ogkeyaa]

If the casino had a uno table I’ll tear some shit up 😂😂😂😂

[Jack Fennell 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFennellAuthor]

Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

every college tour guide: you may think you know squirrels, but you better strap the fuck in while i tell you about our special little guys

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

Damn the NRA couldn’t survive one year without school shootings

[Mark Hertling @MarkHertling]

A guy who makes pillows giving advice on martial law, elections, and homeland security. 20 January cannot come fast enough.