PJ

Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Code, Retro gaming, Jam making, and cats. The original PUBG potato.

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Popular Children's party song/dance where "you put your left leg in, your left leg out" is called:

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@matt_nuttall Like a secret santa, or stuff you've asked for? Either way I can't see many people needing it.
Instead have you thought about starting a business sending cars into space, or pissing $44B up the wall on a social media app that doesn't make money?

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@matt_nuttall @shanselman I'm sure that counts as a cruel and unusual punishment.

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@Aaronontheweb Flyway all the way

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@matt_nuttall They've resurrected George Formby?

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@philhawksworth I'm have Equity card nows I is thespian?

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@jaffathecake I’ve got two weeks of the same coming up, so any insights would be welcome. I fully expect by the time @jonesmonster gets back I’ll be speaking a shared language with the cats and be capable of washing my unmentionables using only my tongue.

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

KPI—Krazy Punishment Initiators—are a really bad idea. For the most part, they tell you nothing actionable. They and are mostly used as a way to justify punishing everybody but the boss's buddies when bonus time comes around.

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An example of how the North is under invested in: the train I just got from the North West had 9 coaches. The train I’m about to get on to Sevenoaks has 10. The first train came from Glasgow and passed through the second most populated region in the UK. Sevenoaks has 18k people

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After what seems like a never ending set of obstacles we’ve finally bought a house.

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First trip into the office in two and a half years. It’s going to be weird. It’s already expensive

[Charlotte Ivers @CharlotteIvers]

Wrote for the New Statesman this week about grief, love, Feeling Weird About It All and why (in the words of *that* Guardian long read) people who are not expecting to cry will cry.

https://t.co/8F9Ij9iAqZ

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The Privy Council- The Original Stand Up.

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@jonty This is just a conspiracy to prevent me from having a Flake 99 for breakfast

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Another sad day as the Chinese Communist Party tightens its grip yet again around the neck of the free people of Hong Kong.

[South China Morning Post @SCMPNews]

Stand News, a Hong Kong online media outlet that was popular with opposition activists, has shut down after national security police arrested at least seven people.

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@jonty Sleep cycle would imply that sleep actually happens in a meaningful way.

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@MontyMole My favourite was the one consisting of Gary Barlow, Gordon the Gopher, and Archbishop Desmond Tutu

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@muz Time to break out the drums!

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@RobScottNorton Thanks for making me feel older than time itself 🧐

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What's with the Blackhawk, Apache and Chinook convoy flying over North Kent just now?

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@jaffathecake @phae Maplins. (No, not the chain of shops that sold overpriced transistors)