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[russell plaisance @actionrussell]

@chariswhutever is it really you!?

[russell plaisance @actionrussell]

@chariswhutever boo...I cant follow you

[russell plaisance @actionrussell]

http://t.co/gW93dkrJVg. Halloween fool

[Bob Noxious @Robert_Noxious]

@DeanOkay @Sassafrantz

[fufu @shesananteater]

Sometimes I say words out loud and then I don't have an exit strategy.

[Baby Sumerian God @Ilovelamp1979]

Dick flavored e-cigarettes

[russell plaisance @actionrussell]

"@Ilovelamp1979: Don't you hate when you really have to fart and you accidentally tell your boss to go fuck himself?" Bahahahaha!!!

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

Some guys look classy carrying a flask. I look like a degenerate alcoholic, I dunno, maybe it's my trackpants. Who's house is this?

[Cookie’s Eye Candy Redux @sfreeze6]

Emilio Estevez just basically trolls hockey rinks now, looking for boys to coach or acting jobs.

[Alissa Maree @Heartliss]

I love me a chunky ginger @ActionBronson you killed it yesterday. The belly flop was epic. 😍

[Bread John @Breadery]

Gary Busey reclines at his desk in his secret underwater lair. He casually tosses a fluffy white cat into his mouth and swallows.

[russell plaisance @actionrussell]

@ActionBronson ....triple seared tenderloin made by yours truly bigdog #fuckthatsdelicious

[brett @Rad_Lemur]

I feel guilty staying in on a Friday night after the Beastie Boys did all that fighting for our rights.

[brett @Rad_Lemur]

Put this seashell to your ear and you can hear the sound of a tiny claw clamping down on your ear. You now have a sweet hermit crab earring.

[brett @Rad_Lemur]

My duck duck goose skills are unrivaled amongst my gang.

[Chuck Florist @FunnyRandom]

Fellatio is not Italian ice cream. Noted.

[russell plaisance @actionrussell]

"@quittwerking: Doctor says I need a backiotomy"......he had sex with my MOMMA

[russell plaisance @actionrussell]

Seriously though....who the fuck let me go this long without watching dexter