KeanuOnline

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[KeanuOnline @activekeanu]

Rain wey full bucket no gree full basket. Basket shame. Harvest con done from same rain, basket full dey troway.

Padi your time go reach, e don reach sef ✌

[Meia Faye @meia_faye]

Best way to start your day: PRAY

[Ibrahim Salawu @MrIbrahimSalawu]

People actually care about winning arguments with strangers online in a bid to look smart to other strangers online even if their stance is utter rubbish

[Queen Christine👑 @ClutchChristine]

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

[Mayegun of the Buj @mattlawo]

Every religion ran back and kept quiet since the breakout of this virus.

So when all these is over and you fall sick, pls go to the hospital.

At least those ones have practical solutions that you can trust.
Don't die in foolishness.

No miracle healing anywhere.

[KeanuOnline @activekeanu]

@Chichi42407841 Funmilayo. Your smile is amazing

[Relateable Life @Jag_ubani]

Cross over service go loud this year

[Dr Tybaba (Commissioner for Dodo) @Eminitybaba_]

Lmao... The commentary 😂😂😂😂

[KeanuOnline @activekeanu]

@iRuntown SOUND GOD 💯

[KeanuOnline @activekeanu]

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[K.O. | 🇳🇬 @KolaOyeneyin]

No better time to build a new routine. My new routine:
- Up 6am
- Study the word, meditate & pray
- 45mins Walkout
- Shower & dress up
- Light breakfast
- Set up my desk for lectures, readings or papers
- Sit at my desk by 9am!
- Create to-do list for the day
#LockdownRoutine

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[KeanuOnline @activekeanu]

@FMICNigeria @NCDCgov @MBuhari @NTANewsNow @SegunAde88 @deleyewilliams @DrSaniAliyu Shey na monthly sub? Make country leader Dey talk once in a while 🤔

[Jayla Henry @jaylabrenae]

Braylon can’t talk yet but he always points to different squares on his mat making a sound like “what’s that?” So I’ve always said what it is and made a sound.. today we pulled out the mat and I decided to ask him where certain animals and objects are.. HE KNEW!😭 #learningathome

[♠Moshood♠™ @More_should]

It Depends On You As A Person

[Mbonu Martin @Manesti336]

My friend has suggested intellectual distancing. There's so much garbage being passed around in the name of broadcast.

[E K E T I @eketiette]

"Madam, how much be your fish?" the customer asked.

"Five hundred naira," the seller replied.

"E too cost o. You no go sell am three hundred?"

"Ah, sister, you see dis fish, na ₦400 I buy am. That small ₦100 on top na my profit.

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

The beautiful thing about Nigeria is that you do not need much innovation to steal in Nigeria. Since I was a child these key offices have been "catching fire" at crucial moments. No one ever gets hurt. It always happens on a weekend, at night or on holiday. Long live Nigeria.