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Actuary, Mom, Daschund Enthusiast

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@grinsli This was very helpful 7+ years later 🤣

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@NMalone8 @bnuckols @ncrawfordmd Survival before 24 weeks isnt that grim - we were given better odds. My now healthy 5 year old was born at 23w2d due to placental infection. Anti-abortion laws could’ve killed her by restricting doctors options, how is that prolife?

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A box of cereal is $7 it was like $4 not that long ago. Inflation obviously under control at the grocery store 🙃

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You ever go to target and think “how did I spend that much” but the answer was the cashier accidentally typed in 30 12-packs of Coke Zero instead of 3? Then at customer service they have to individually return 27 times? Do I attract or cause weird and how 😂😂😂

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@AmberlynWhite So that’s not just not how everyone feels?

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Chick-fil-A’s play place is finally back open… just the small things covid littles missed out on! Or me as a mom… air conditioned small playground 😂

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So many realistic examples in today’s ethics session, fascinating session!! Glad to see multiemployer examples #CCA2022AM

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#CCA2022AM starting out strong with a relevant quote from Saturday Night Live in the “Back to the Future” session!

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@Actuarial_Tutor Accurate!!

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3year old: “I’m the queen of the world”Start your day off with positivity!

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Greatest SOA email I’ve received this year! I was excited for free sections but was wondering how I counted still as “new” 😂 #actuaryproblems

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@Actuarial_Tutor Love it, odd numbers only. I’ll accept transcendental and irrational since those also aren’t even 😂

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Found this gem for my workspace 😊😂 #actuarialproblems

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Show us your skills in the "Ask an Actuary" Puzzler Contest. Submit your answer to Week 1 puzzle by Jan. 3. Its about polymath Elizur Wright. https://t.co/N7uCsluYOH #actuaries #actuarycareer #youngprofessionals #therewillbeprizes

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@ActuaryDog this is so true it hurts!!!!!!!!!

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Learned about actuarial heroin and maturity! #cca17

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Just got trapped in a park for 20 mins due to a motorcade... so painful!!!! Guess it's Pence? Sheesh.

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The people who think there are 2 ways to drive around a traffic circle should surrender their licenses.

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@ActuaryDog hahaha nope, cleaning up a poopy toddler smearing poop all over the house > actuarial exams. PSA: exam P is not about Poop

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Just lived through a shit show... daycare sent 2 year old home in undies, thought it was a diaper... kiddo pooped and it went everywhere