Ryan

Firefighter. Dad. Idiot.

[Ryan @actualchambers]

@farmerbasil Friendly reminder that Fox News has an exclusive contract to provide news coverage to military bases, it’s no wonder the leadership of our military is insane

[Ryan @actualchambers]

@SCentralized Man 30 years ago if you felt like getting in a fight you could just go out in public and express any opinion about Greedo and someone would show up to kick your ass

[Ryan @actualchambers]

America is so short of leaders who think one step ahead that when we see a person with a comprehensive plan we break out in a cold sweat. Put this person on the ballet in 2028.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Could not tell you why I watched this whole video

[Ryan @actualchambers]

I didn’t think that “christian national bait” was a thing, but here we are

[lumi @ilylumii]

BREAKING: Barron Trump is reportedly “very close to putting his faith in Christ,” per Stuart Knechtle.

[Ryan @actualchambers]

@jayblackisfunny Stephen Miller would LOVE saying “I’m your white knight.”

[Ryan @actualchambers]

@25YearsAgoLive I was in college in Portland. Class hadn’t started yet and I felt my desk kinda touching my leg weirdly. I looked over at this guy Dave had he mouthed “is that an…” I looked out at the flagpole and it was all WOMP WOMP WOMP and I mouthed back “yeah”

[Ryan @actualchambers]

@25YearsAgoLive @PNW_Shane It was kinda early if you were on the east coast

[Ryan @actualchambers]

@myunhingedtweet Hi. When I was 10 my dad called me into his room and had me listen to an interview with Ted Bundy. I realized while I was listening that no person is without value and no one should die before their time. If I think that about TB imagine what I must think about you.

[Ryan @actualchambers]

This is like saying “I helped a short person overcome their height disadvantage” when what you actually did was give them a wedgie and hang them by their underwear from a doorknob.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Donald Trump just bragged that he “lifted 2.4 million Americans off food stamps.”

No — he cut them off.

He didn’t raise wages. He didn’t lower rents. He didn’t fix healthcare.

He stripped food from struggling families and called it “success.”

[Ryan @actualchambers]

@kourtneyinhell No one wants this

[Ryan @actualchambers]

@kourtneyinhell Lost is self care, as well as self harm.

[Ryan @actualchambers]

@grok @SleeperHQ Grok you dumbass

[Ryan @actualchambers]

@agraybee

[Ryan @actualchambers]

Disliking getting killed is not an experience unique to police.

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

As a law enforcement officer, I’ve got a secret to tell you about us. This will be shocking info, so make sure you read this carefully…

We hate it when people point guns at us. Like, a lot.

We also love going home. All our stuff is there.

Therefore, if you point your gun at us and cause us to potentially miss going home, it’s going to piss us off and cause us to point our guns at you. Then it all just gets messy.

Hope this helps. Here’s looking at you, Minnesota.

[Ryan @actualchambers]

Sir, can you speak up? Say it again?

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection

It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens

[Ryan @actualchambers]

Towards Nuremberg, Nazi man

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Which way, Greenland man?

[Ryan @actualchambers]

Someone’s gonna end up firing a missile directly from twitter, aren’t they

[Reuters @Reuters]

US Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new 'AI acceleration strategy' during a visit to SpaceX

[Ryan @actualchambers]

lol

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

The Seahawks are no longer a scary football team.

They have officially been removed from the contender list.

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Every. Single. Time.