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dead but dreaming

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Thinking about kimchi

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kobucha supposed to taste that way or not

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@TeenyGhosts

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Old man turns 33

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My uncle Freddy handed me this watch when I was 8 and told me it would get me a girlfriend

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Still here. Still Italian.

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making hors’derves for my wife while she’s in the living room beat to shit

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dm me your dads address and i will beat him up

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@queen_ofthehi11 I can see it

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I have been sick for two weeks, but I’m still alive

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@pandastare My wife is white unfortunately, but I gotta say I have not found store-bought kimchi that really hits the spot? There is a restaurant by me that does amazing kimchi and curry katsu, so when I’m craving it, that’s always my go to (would love to try to make it one day)

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Thinking about kimchi

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@Emmys Secret third option, perhaps

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@cwisteeny Wtf

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

What’s NuMetal…?

[Devolver Digital @devolverdigital]

We would like to offer a bid to buy EA as well with the following stipulations:

- $10,000 offer in CASH
- right of first refusal for jets in Battlefield
- Volvv gets a 99 rating in Madden
- greenlight Titanfall 3 tomorrow

Final offer.

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@_gfdi Stating a grindcore band is ALWAYS on the table

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@witchfrommerlin Okay well in that case definitely be careful, but if it’s not sketchy that would honestly rule

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@witchfrommerlin Absolutely

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@Emmys Happy belated Emmy! Where’d you end up goin?

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Sometimes life is terrible and sometimes you drink beer in the yard with your 50 year old southern neighbor while you work on your motorcycle

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@ghost_prole @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Chicago style vegan hot dog strapped to your chest

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Five years late, but I just finished Death Stranding and it was an absolute masterpiece. I wish nothing but the best for @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN

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@ghost_prole @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN You lived it - huge porter energy