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the lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch.

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

sometimes I do things, and being alive isn’t really so bad. today I cleaned my porch off and put down a new rug. dopamine levels have risen.

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

getting really drunk, turning on little women (greta’s version) and wrapping presents is a 3 year standing tradition and it stands to this day. hi hooooo merry chrimbas eve

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

hello???? are we live???

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

living vicariously thru all my friends that went camping/boating today enjoying the hot weather, I re-caulked my bathroom and got drunk with my dad. love being 27

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

the next time I even so much as LOOK at a white claw surge, take me home immediately. I spent all morning driving across town to find my phone then spent the rest of the day drinking gatorade/liquid IV and falling asleep with a burrito in my hand. absolutely feral behavior 0/10

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

@atomicflush also had this happen recently. I feel you

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

@WyattSepa Wine? I heard wine

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

not me throwing away everything I know about professionalism to write a cover letter for a job I’m absolutely not qualified for. we’re relying on charisma and manifesting to see me thru on this one

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Right now is a lot.

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

I will not cry from a dentist appointment I will not cry from a dentist appointment I will not cry from a dentist appointment I will-

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

poop sweats in target -an autobiography by me

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

just not this scorpio, leave me be

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Text a Scorpio

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

@k_c015 @ me

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

@trevorarau I for real thought this was how I was finding out mitch mcconnell died and I am so disappointed now

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

@atomicflush Ooooo I’ve been wanting to watch triangle of sadness

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

@breadmilk69 I DID TOO

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

@Karlinbobarlin okay but honestly I love that idea

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

@tianna_mc Pls no 😂

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

listening to OG sims build mode music while cleaning. I am just a simple sim with no actions in queue. no thoughts, just calm sims instrumental music.

[jalapeño pussy popper @actuallyaubree]

@shouting_stars I’m so mad I can’t rt this