samantha

never not thinking about pizza

[University of Iowa @uiowa]

Lifelong Hawkeye fan Deke Naaktgeboren is participating today in the 2022 Iditarod. His team is wearing Hawkeye bandanas. 👀💛🖤

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

@Meta @Facebook @instagram @instagram broke my phone and now Instagram won't let me log in on a new device :( help please!

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

@culvers the way the curds squeak on my teeth 🥺🤍

[#SaveHawkeyeSports @saveiowasports]

Today the men’s tennis team was presented with 4 Golden Herky awards which is for 4 semesters of being the highest team GPA on the men’s side. This team is 80% foreign (largely English speakers but grew up in a different school system). They received their awards in their final…

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

I'll let this one speak for itself - The Chronicles of Gary Barta https://t.co/XVRcUoikGb

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

Truly a heartbreaking time for Iowa Athletics. As a former Iowa athlete heavily involved with admin liaison roles, I can first-handedly attest to Gary Barta's selfish agenda and lack of compassion for student-athletes. We can do better and it starts by reevaluating our leadership

[Pat Forde @ByPatForde]

Column: Iowa athletes filed into a basketball practice gym Friday. Athletic director Gary Barta, in a cameo appearance, told their sports were being eliminated. They're left to pick up the pieces.

"They're not dollar signs. They're people."

https://t.co/TkCwMDczqn

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

mayonnaise

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

Congrats Dad! @NickAWagner

[The Gazette @gazettedotcom]

Nick Wagner leaves Iowa Utilities Board for position at Black Hills Energy https://t.co/KREFC0k3bH

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

the 🔥💯🤑 GRIND💪🏋🏼‍♀️🔥 never stops🙅🏼‍♀️😤🍻

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

I was confused how this pertained to me but then I watched the entire 3 min vid so I guess u right Facebook

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

I need Instagram to have the focused/other feature like my email inbox.. where real people's photos are on the focused thread and memes are on the other

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: told a boy I liked him last weekend

he never responded to my text but it's only been 8 days

do you think his phone died?

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: I paid for an entire year at my yoga studio and it's the biggest commitment I've ever made

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

I think my favorite part about @IC_ActivityLog is that all the tweets are in all caps always

because naturally they're yelling

and it's just better that way

[Iowa City Police Hallucinations @IC_ActivityLog]

WANTED SUBJECT AT THE FRONT DESK IS NOT AWARE OF HIS WARRNT

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

this explains so much

[Hawk In IC @IAChief32]

Brands giving a coaches clinic to a future Hawk in the hospital.

This is Iowa.

[samantha @actuallyjustsam]

what would I like to abolish?

public restroom keys.

REPULSIVE.

[Evan “Evan Hull” Hull @blakemichigan_]

When I watch breaking bad I can only see Hal but when I watch Malcolm in the Middle I can only see Walter White

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

was starting to think this guy was kind of cute but then he told me he doesn’t like ranch on pizza ugh why do men have to hurt me like this