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idk something about soup shows food stan neurosis

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you look like I need a drink

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like 95% of my problems stem from big pharma

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nothing humbled me quite like the girl at Barnes and noble asking me if I had “a shelf or something” to house my lego sets I buy sporadically

[𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒂 @liviuuh]

hey (with the intentions of traveling around europe, falling in love, chilling on a yacht in italy, and eating lots of pasta together)

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nothing enables my spending like apple pay

[abby @abbyluschei]

Why can’t billionaires do something useful like get One Direction back together

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y’all i just want more people to be concerned with how many million dollar homes there are being sold because they are literally about to drown in the ocean

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the grasp pitch perfect has on me

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the offended reaction of asking them “hmm idk how do you wipe” like they weren’t the weirdo who asked first in the first place >>

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

people always ask girls w long nails how they wipe, but last time i checked u not wiping with ur nails 😵‍💫

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this is my formal you’re welcome to all the people in my classes that were scared to look dumb and benefited off of my being a fool for a grade

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10 episode seasons are just not cutting it these days

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only took 6 episodes sheesh

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can’t wait to ugly cry this weekend … when euphoria drops… i need it

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Jamie Lynn just loves digging the hole she’s in

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everyday when I leave for work without fail the dog runs through my legs trying to escape whilst getting maximum exposure of white hair on my typically black pants my lint roller@hates meeeee

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@rianna_z lit the only good one is mannies in lake Orion but they have short hours

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there’s a special place in hell for folks who use the stall right next to u in an empty bathroom

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@Rondalep this is ur red flag

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pasta, love, money

[cherry. @xiaooran]

how’s your 2022 looking

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@jackharlow I’m a great listener