Salohcin Maswen

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[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

Tell me why @apple will film flyover screensaver footage of every ugly HIGHWAY in Dubai but they can’t get one single shot of Chicago.

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

@AskUSBank No worries, I’ve decided to switch to Chase bank. I’ve been with US bank since 2011 but I’ve had it with yall constantly holding the funds from my paychecks. We’re done 💔 you’re my side hoe account now.

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

Always frustrated with @usbank for holding the funds of my paychecks but this is outrageous. They’re holding my funds until THE 12TH and no one has been able to help me. I went in person, I called, I even chatted with an agent online and none of them helped. I need to pay rent!😡

[Nia @Nia_mp4]

ur coworker is not Hot they’re just within 10 ft of u 40 hrs/week

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

The one year i have the time and (almost) money to go home for Christmas and Hunny hurts her neck/back..

[thomas @kochfilm]

scream 2 opening scene:

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

I don’t wanna hear shit about how musical fans behave in movies. 😂

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Star Wars fans attend The Phantom Menace midnight premiere (1999)

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

Did I *need* a Christmas tree? Absolutely not. Am I fully convinced that it will make me happy anyways? Oh yes.

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

Screaming. Shitting. Farting.

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

Excited to bring more cursed drag queen NUTcrackers into this world. #nooneissafe #tistheseason

[kesha @KeshaRose]

I wish I had a dick I would take a pic of it

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

I’m so sad i missed this drop 😭 my branddddd

[TELFAR @TELFARGLOBAL]

BLACK RAINBOW🔊IN STOCK NOW— https://t.co/LCK6ZXVDy1

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

The attack on titan musical video clips look bonkers. I love it.

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

@itmekorranation How dare you!

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

I’ll make a 🦋 alt if you guys help me think of a fun handle. 🥺

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

Whyyy aren’t any of the Austin Powers movies available to stream?? 😭 😭 😭

[Salohcin Maswen @actuallynib]

THIS is the kind of chaos i live for 😂

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in