cake paul 🍑

just a dude in a band (he/him)

[cake paul 🍑 @actuallynotk]

@jackantonoff if ur still in the UK u should come hang out with me and my friends at our bachelor party trip in Edinburgh I swear we're fun

[Election Digest @ElectionDigest]

Folks, he voted against giving bottled water to the homeless during heatwaves.

[Lee Fairclough @LFairclo]

Doug Ford didn’t get rid of his #gravyplane. He just found a way to keep flying it on your dime.

The taxpayer funded  Bombardier Challenger was sold at a $200k loss to Chartright — the same company now chartering it back to Ford at $10,000 an hour. Also billed to Ontario.

[Ontario Liberal Party | Parti Libéral de l'Ontario @OntLiberal]

Doug Ford said he gutted OSAP because students were misusing the money and the program was too expensive.

But it was @fordnation who was mismanaging OSAP.

95% of a $465 million increase went to private career colleges, not Ontario’s public colleges and universities.

#onpoli

[Colin D'Mello | Global News @ColinDMello]

NEW: Premier Doug Ford has charged Ontario taxpayers more than $140,000 over the past year to charter private flights across Canada and the United States, according to publicly available records.

https://t.co/JBjy2tQ3R3

#onpoli

[Faces Magazine @facesottawa]

🏒 RT & Follow @facesottawa for your chance to win 2 Front Row tickets to Game 3 next week! #GoSensGo #ottawa

[Praise @tufpraise]

this should hurt to look at. this should make you feel sick. this is one of the worst tragedies in human history and you can see it from space.

[cake paul 🍑 @actuallynotk]

@JustinTrudeau have you ever considered getting on Cameo

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

[TDot Resident @TDotResident]

MPP who sent homeless people to a for-profit encampment wants to create tens of thousands more homeless people

[cake paul 🍑 @actuallynotk]

@michaelcera @wesanderson come to the Wood on Wellington tonight at 9 I know you're in Ottawa

[cake paul 🍑 @actuallynotk]

@JaredLeto there's this really good sandwich shop in town that my friends and I really like, do you have time next week to come get lunch with us

[cake paul 🍑 @actuallynotk]

@bensonboone my friend is a really big fan of yours and he sprained his ankle and can't play soccer anymore. do you think you could show up to one of his games to meet him as like a make-a-wish kid type situation? (he's 28)

[Harsha Walia (she/her) @HarshaWalia]

Not sure Canada's elxn is as stunning of right wing loss as many are suggesting. Conservatives won huge % of popular vote incl significant inroads in certain immi communities. And Libs didn't even "campaign left, govern right" - they campaigned right esp on economic policies.

[Sam Hersh @SamHersh01]

How many more times do we have to fucking say it:

You cannot overdose on fentanyl simply by touching it or breathing near it and our mainstream newspapers need to stop reporting it as fact just because the police say so.

[kenny @kaedwards14]

thinking that performance was pandering to republicans is a degree of media illiteracy i didn’t know was possible

[cake paul 🍑 @actuallynotk]

@KiavashNajafi who ever would have thought

[Dave Gray-Donald @dgrdon]

This billionaire CEO supported Trump's tariffs and now wants to capitalize on the boycott trend.

Anyway, here are some alternatives to Shopify: https://t.co/9VSqFE7wfy

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

give her another grammy