Wozzy

low iq processing.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

“Eat the rich” has gone from “no one should be a billionaire” to “no one living above the poverty level treating themselves and their husband to morning coffee in their garden should be happy”

[anki @PAULSONLEG4CY]

THIS IS GETTING FUNNIER😭
sarah paulson: “ahs is going downhill. not my problem.”

[⛓️Scott Hodnett⛓️ @ScottHodnett]

Dinner cost: 25 bucks
Dinner cost on DoorDash:

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

me coming back to the party after secretly throwing up

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Sir, a second monkey has fallen off the bed and bumped his head

[Ҡվղց Ϛվժ 🤙🏽 @Str0ka_]

Me as a lawyer: “now why the fúck would my client do that”.

[droid factory struggle tweets @ClaytonicShift]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE THOSE CRICUT MACHINES AWAY FROM YALL!!! HER SHIRT SAID “disney in the streets, universal in the sheets” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

NEW: An Arizona GOP candidate who said he wanted “our children protected from the progressive left" was arrested by a police officer who caught him MASTURBATING outside of a preschool.

After his arrest, the Republican pervert said, “I fucked up. I’m really stressed.”

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

thread of medieval jokes that still kinda go hard:

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Dad and me feeding Murray... same place, same croc - two photos 15 years apart ❤️🐊

[Megan Winkelmann @MeganSteighorst]

The #HouseOfTheDragon fans tonight

[westerosies @westerosies]

Episode 9 spoilers without context #HouseOfTheDragon

[Jessica @irJess]

Shrek did it first #HouseOfTheDragon

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Alaska's snow crab season has been canceled for the first time in the state's history. An estimated 1 billion crabs have mysteriously disappeared, which is a 90% drop in their population. This is a major blow to America's seafood industry and could cost the economy $200 million.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

pause. where does he keep getting these?

[violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug]

sure owning a house must be nice but those people will never know the timeless thrill of pouring bacon grease directly into the sink