girltwink nation

noah 26 last rat standing • ✡🇵🇸

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

10 Steps to Accepting Whatever It Is Your Boss and Coworker Have Going On

[gurt @gurtslife]

well the stripper COULD love me if she got to know me, its not impossible

[Kittenfish💖 @Kittenfish817]

Nancy Mace got those tattoos so we’d forget about her husband’s giant gazongas and it’s not working on me, at least.

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

@gingeralepussy ongggg

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

everyone always wants to do bag can someone please bring some fucking downers to the club im tryna be on that shit that got nurse jackie fired

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

@monstrouspurity literally we get ittttt

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

on the other hand kind of incredible how the month I was supposed to get my Hannibal tattoo I had to be unexpected surgically gutted right in the area it was planned for ❤️

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

now that it's been three years since my open stomach surgery I can resume planning my stomach tattoo but unfortunately I am so set on having my artist from new mexico do it so I would have to fly out and get an entire stomach piece in one session 😭

[📎 @Iithosphere]

S&M Sniper Magazine covers

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

@monstrouspurity so fucking real RT

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

I love to be asleep because even if my brain is working I dont have to be Aware of it until later when I wake up. and then I can simply go back to sleep. unless I don't which is where th e problems begin

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

IT IS ACTUALLY VERY EASY TO DEAL WITH CRITICISM. I SIMPLY RESPOND TO EVERY NEGATIVE COMMENT WITH A THREAT OF SUICIDE

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

How this make u feel @USNavy ❓

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

ohhhhhhhh so the house cleaning was the key I was missing this whole time

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

how to feel in control of yourself and your life in 2026
(1) develop a restrictive eating disorder
(2) OCD rituals
(3) clean your house
(4) amphetamine prescription

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

is it because I couldn't afford a six pack? well

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

achievement unlocked: went to the store and only got one tall boy

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

used to happen to me not infrequently when I worked at hot topic

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

*im lecturing my kid in public and I point to a nondescript stranger walking by us"

YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE HIM??? CAUSE THATS WHERE YOU ARE HEADED!!!

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

just discovered through lourdes that I actually was completely incorrect about the plot of jumanji

[me again @quinncoherent]

hate when the pharmacist gives you the indica adderall instead of the sativa

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

like girl I'll do it but why have me do the position I asked for if every week you're gonna be like mmmm sorry you actually have to be here twice as long doing something you enjoy half as much

[girltwink nation @acultomancy]

augh closed for coworker yesterday so he could take the pre shift cut that I originally claimed bc I'm nice (and broke) and today the gm asked if I could WA instead of my foodrun shift because the second to last WA called out I hate it here