ariel𓆙

“it’s a thug story. tell me, can you handle that?” -ts

[ariel𓆙 @ad_rey13]

thread of funny things my kids tell me:

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

"False rape cases are ruining mens lives."

Real rape cases aren't even ruining mens lives.

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

Only in America will kids be denied a free school lunch, then handed a Bible story about Jesus feeding the hungry. #Hypocrisy

[Spy The Man.♨️ @theipaye]

If you need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person, you’re not a good person!!!!.

[miko aiura of 😿twt @agalscals]

so ur telling me god can forgive sex offenders but not gay people. okay 😭

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I love people who naturally just have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration.

[jynx @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[My Feral Neighbors🐈 @MyFeralNeighbor]

it's literally so important to have a little cat to come home at night.

[Pumpkin Sink Inspector @oranglilboi1]

Being a cat owner is so easy. I just open a closet door and boom enrichment and the boy is occupied for like 10 minutes sniffing around

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

my toxic trait is telling my cat he is a good little boy when he has actually been committing atrocities all day every day

[Rep. Gwen Moore @RepGwenMoore]

My office is committed to supporting adult literacy services. Please contact my office for assistance.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

My Norwegian opinion is that If your country opens a department of war and closes the department of education, then you live in a shithole country 🖐️🖐️🖐️ 🖐️🖐️🖐️

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Four white men have more wealth than half the planet… & you still think a brown immigrant is why you’re struggling? 😭😭 Explain that to me like I’m five.

[S @Likes_Nothing8]

always listen to those who worked with her not someone who’s never known her writing a whole think piece bashing her for giggles.

[lauren @winonaddict]

EVERYTHING JUST KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

this swiftie shit is forever bro im NEVER clocking out

[kris❤️‍🔥 @perfectlyfine89]

Mama is hungry for that smash hit and I’m obsessed with her for making it an official trend https://t.co/flHBdsEGqy