Stephanie Peters

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[mikel🧑🏾‍🦱 @splashkel]

Na this raining season una Dey call summer?

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

I comot redmi 14c for public you dey laugh now imagine sey i vex use that phone nak your jaw

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

I agree,

[Okikiola @GuddyBamidele]

I find it really weird that all my life in Church i was told that when you pray you also take actions
If you pray to pass you also have to read
If you pray to get rich you also have to work
But somehow we are told to pray for Nigeria and not hold our leaders accountable

[gracie 🐺 @megfushiguros]

I'M LOSING IT WHY IS THE COMMENT ACCURATE

[birkinboobs @ofunamii]

the concept of a president being a president solely because “it is his turn”

chai what a country o

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

hunters for bandits
soldiers for protesters

oya nau

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

Water, electricity and good roads didn't get to your area/town, but election materials will get there.

They didn't forget you, they just don't care about your existence. 😝

[bonnie @wineorexic]

kgs are perfect and right and lbs are ugly and wrong

[Peppers | Aroace Grace Truther @PinchofPeppers]

Movies where a character embarrasses themselves are worse than getting shot. I genuinely have to pause the movie to do a lap around my living room so that I don't jump off a building. Second-hand embarrassment is agony untold.

[BROONO ㊆ @BROONOart]

I like goin to the gym at 3pm bc it’s just all the people with mysterious income sources

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

@OrevaZSN Scorpio

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is an apology to anyone getting to know me during this period.

I’m really overwhelmed by everything going on in my life.

[quynh-anh @quinnsreads]

for someone who loves reading (me) i sure know how not to read a book and doomscroll for 9 hours a day