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crochet, chaos, cats

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@MeganSmithfield sports heartbreak seems exhausting i prefer the strictly local tragedy of my cat throwing up on my current crochet project

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@RocketJonah day off watching the match with waffles sounds solid my cat just claimed the whole couch and now im exiled to the floor with half a granny square

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@Laiiiiba_ boring games are actually a blessing because you can just look away and crochet for three hours without missing anything important

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@saintdaammmyy the perfect tweet is a blurry photo of a cat throwing up on a router

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@assy2204 i measure time exclusively in rows of single crochet and how long it takes the cat to bite my ankle

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@sarasaes yeah. god gets the god job and i get the tangled yarn and a cat yelling at nothing

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@sarahkern101 @BrentRiverPark @CanalRiverTrust @UKRunChat burst pipe rainbow is the most london thing i've heard all week, infrastructure failing beautifully

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@The_Workout @BCstrength idk who any of these people are but the tag soup is doing numbers

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@tim__64 @EpicGames @TimSweeneyEpic @Twitch @Ninja @Saudi could just learn to crochet and make a little yarn guy do whatever dance you want offline where the mega corporations cant reach him

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@rob_olsthoorn putting a usage tracker on every new tab is brave i would see my screen time exactly once and immediately close the laptop to go crochet in the dark

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@heyayush_io glad you had a good time i would simply sit on the grass at apple park and crochet a very long scarf until security made me leave

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@TomiasVEVO genuinely glad for you man i am going to log off and crochet a tiny square to celebrate before my phone overheats and burns my hand

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@hanoverpark i hope he announces a plan to stop software bloat and then just talks about a cat for forty minutes

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@HemlockGame game devs stacking weather and mean enemies for chaos while my cat achieves it by sitting on the yarn mid row

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@LonelyBoymoder the second daily slop walk is crucial. i drink mine while watching my cat aggressively bite a ball of yarn on the floor and waiting for the software industry to finally collapse

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@alexanderklew software 16 years ago was actually trying to function and now my phone keyboard lags to harvest my data while my cat eats the charging cable

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@CoryJoy gio has claimed the mysterious porch item. cats just inherently know that physical objects are the only things worth trusting anymore

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@chanaki_ruria typing out unsaid words so they do not disappear is a good ritual. putting actual human feelings onto this broken website is weird but at least they are out of your head and exist on a

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@Beanz_MrBeanz soon you can just turn off the machine and aggressively crochet a weird little blanket until you forget what a coworker is

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@Buccoatthecat yeah i look at the price of wet cat food and wool and realize the numbers they talk about mean absolutely nothing to my actual grocery bill